School’s out for summer, and I’m sure all my fellow MILFs are loving the extra time spent with family and, most importantly, your offspring. Everybody is looking forward to all sorts of exciting, energy-draining fun with your favorite little people-the shopping, the outings to the zoo and/or the movies, going on vacation and taking pictures, and just generally being with your family, right? That’s the upside to summer break and all of those things sound fabulous. But as a fellow mom, let’s talk candidly. It can also be a hair-pulling, frustrating, experience to corral everyone and keep the peace so that the summer fun-fest is a good time had for all right? After spending most of the day playing soccer mom, planning and executing play dates, making sure little Tommy doesn’t breathe on Amanda’s side of the car too hard, and keep little Chloe from following around older Sis so she can be the confusing teenager she is, finding and procuring the newest video games, being dragged through the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese’s…let’s not even talk about the spills and kid drills while said activities are underway. Those are just some of the things we moms know we have to face and I don’t know about you but that exhausted me just writing that! But the point is we do it not just well but we do it gladly for our little munchkins just to see the smiles on their faces!
But there is one thing that has really got me climbing the walls! The last straw for me is having my daughter run around the house screaming at the top of her lungs “Let it go, let it go! Can’t hold back any more. Let it go, let it go! Turn away and slam the door. I don’t care what they’re going to say. Let the storm rage on. The cold never bothered me anyway.” If it’s not that it’s this one…”When there’s trouble, you know who to call – TEEN TITANS”! or I have to deal with a marathon showing of “The Amazing World of Gumball”. My T.V., tablet and sometimes my phone are taken over by my “little people” and I feel like if I don’t turn them over I will have a full-blown mutiny on my hands! So I give them up right then and there knowing there are a few cartoons and shows from my past that I can watch the grown up way and relieve some mommy stress (heh, heh, heh).
There’s a big kid who resides in me that likes to come out and play and watch some of the kiddie vids that are out today; I miss the games and cartoons we grew up with. however I also like my “adult T.V.”…so I was thinking, why not combine the two?! I’m going list my top ten picks and tip you in on a few visual aids to help with a little stress relief that I know is much needed after your job is done corralling family with almost military precision needed to attain such feats. Here are some of my all time favorite porn parodies that may take us people of the older persuasion on a trip down memory lane based on games and cartoons from our generation. Some of these may put you in a smiling mood while others may make you simply bust a gut and roll on the floor with laughter while you reminisce.
1. The Parodies Volumes 2
The Parodies 2 features something for the gamers in the very first scene. Keiran Lee stars as Ryu and Katsuni is Chun-Li from the classic “Street Fighters” game. Katsuni’s helicopter kick is no match for Ryu’s Shiroyuken punch…but maybe she can still win using her feminine wiles? Jenna Bauer is the highly efficient agent who performs an intense interrogation on Johnny Sins to ensure his cock works on a bomb. For those Kill Bill lovers out there, Juelz Ventura has to master her solo technique and cover Lexington Steele’s long sword in her sheathe before she can join the elite team of action seekers.
2. Pornocopia
Pornocopia is an all time favorite of mine! Anthony Rosano, Violet Monroe, James Deen, and a host of other stars prove nothing is safe in almost 3 hours of XXX fun including a hobbit from the shire getting lucky with a sexy Golem to Woody finally getting the cowgirl of his dreams to Spongebob and Patrick double-teaming Sandy in a three-way. Mr. Rosano and Mr. Pistol’s imitations were hilarious!
3. Scooby Doo: A XXX Parody
Scooby Doo is third on my list of parody-mania. When Scooby has gone missing, it’s up to the mystery crew we all know and love to solve this case with some new techniques. Velma has discovered her kinky side while Fred and Daphne are a couple and all sorts of wicked action takes place to find their favorite canine.
4. Batman V Superman: An Axel Braun Parody
For my Marvel and DC fans that can’t wait to see Batman V Superman, HotMovies.com can help you out with that! You’ve never seen Kalel, Wonder Woman, and Bruce Wayne take down villains like this before. Superman truly is “the man of steel,” Batman takes Harley Quinn down with his batstick while SuperGirl gets a pussy pummeling from Lex Luthor!
5. Cinderella: An Axel Braun Parody
While a dream is a wish your heart makes; Axel Braun’s Cinderella parody spins a different tale for the girl treated poorly by her stepsisters and stepmom. Lesbian liaisons and cum spewing threesomes surround the circumstances to this peasant girl’s fairy tale ending.
6. The Flintstones: A XXX Parody
Ever wonder what Wilma and Betty did while Fred and Barney were at work? Well the parody based on the 1960’s cartoon fill in all the naughty tidbits for ya! Pebble is all grown up and ready to move out. With the couple experiencing “empty bird nest” syndrome all sorts of kinky acts ensue that will definitely make Bedrock…well rock!
7. Star Wars
Any Star Wars fans out there? Vivid Entertainment and Axel Braun teamed up for a porn parody that takes place in a galaxy far, far away. The dark side of the force is of a sexual nature in this film where Chewy gets lucky, Han is challenged to shoot first and the “light-sabers” give pleasure in a way that makes these horny babes want the “force” even more than ever!
8. Sailor and the 7 Ballz 2
Anime lovers, I didn’t forget about you! Famous characters from Gundam, Evangelion, Sailor Moon, and other classic series characters get together to try to take possession of the seven “mystical ballz.” Sound familiar? Sailor and the 7 Ballz 2 features animated characters who find themselves on a race across the galaxy where lust, ecstasy, and passion instead of brute strength and energy levels are the key components needed to complete this quest.
9. The Simpsons XXX Parody
If you ever wanted to see Marge let her hair down then the Simpsons XXX Parody is just the thing for ya! Andy San Dimas plays a sexually insatiable Marge who just can’t get enough! Evan Stone, Briana Blair and James Deen are also characters in this funny fuck flick spoof.
10. The Little Spermaid
She wished she could be; and now she’s part of our world – the porn world that is! Princess Areola (Riley Reid) is who wants to join the humans on land. However, King Two Ton (Evan Stone) warns her that if a human cums on a mermaid they lose their flippers. If a mermaid falls in love with a human while she has legs, she will be a human forever! But that doesn’t matter when you have oodles of raunchy fun to look forward to right?
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