I’ve seen a lot of great movies in my 7 years here at HotMovies. Everything from parodies, to hardcore lesbian dramas, to borderline Lifetime TV flicks, and even horror has crossed my desk, and I like to think that makes me a decent judge when it comes to spotting a great flick. Right off the top, Ethni-City, from Brad Armstrong and Wicked, is a great flick! It’s incredibly entertaining, sexy, and sad as fuck! Tears mixed with orgasms isn’t for everyone, but let me tell you, I had a blast. Misty Stone gave me a heads up about it during an amazing phone interview and now I understand why she was so excited about it. And for the record, I agree with her, she totally has to win an AVN award for her acting performance!
Scene 1 – Prince Yahshua & Yasmine DeLeon & Chanell Heart
From the very beginning this felt like a Hughes Brothers movie to me. The music and opening credits are put together very neatly, setting the tone for us. We’re thrust into action right away as we open to Dion, played by the ageless Nat Turnher, and his attorney Will, played by Tyler Knight who has this Wendell Pierce in Waiting To Exhale thing going on that I instantly love. It’s evident pretty early that Dion and Will grew up together, although they took very different paths in life. Will is trying to get his client and childhood friend to think about the straight and narrow life, but Dion sees Will as a sellout only good for keeping him out of jail at the moment. As the pair go their separate ways you know this relationship will come back later, most likely for the worse.
Now for some sex! We’re thrust into the bedroom of Marcus, an extremely successful professional football player (yay sports!), played by the incredibly talented Prince Yahshua. Living the life we all want, Marcus has two beautiful black women, Yasmine DeLeon and Chanell Heart, crawling all over him. Throwing a threesome at the audience right away can be dangerous because it sets the bar high, and this trio definitely delivered. There’s lots of noise, spit, gags, and moans that keep you in the moment during this scene. The girls split the task of sucking Marcus off before he straps on a jimmy and fucks Yasmine doggy style while she eats Chanell’s pussy. Prince makes sure to do all the little things to add a little extra entertainment to the scene by staying in character and blurting out shit like “let me take my jewelry off” and “this some that white boy freaky shit today” when Chanell spits on Yasmine’s butt crack. At one point he sucks on Yasmine’s toes while giving it to Chanell, and it was evident from her reaction that I need to get over my distrust of feet. Sure, they walk around on dirty floors, are kept closed in smelly sneakers, and catch all the body’s sweat from the day (that’s how it works in my mind at least), but if eyes roll back and quivers start all due to licking some toes I’m going to have to get over that. It doesn’t help that it’s Yasmine either since she looks sexy doing literally everything. That woman could read me the paper and I’d probably lose it.
Chanell held up her end of the bargain too. She rides Prince’s cock with a determination about her, and I could watch her ass bounce for days without blinking. You can tell through her performance that she brought it all that day and left it right there on set. By the end of it all she even had to pull her hair back! You know a woman is serious about whatever the fuck is going on when the hair gets pulled back. After that it’s a wrap. She deep throats and Prince has no choice but to cum in her mouth. The threesome was beautifully balanced with everyone adding a little extra to the scene, and it came off as a lot of fun. I completely forgot I was watching a drama until Stallion, Marcus’ right hand man, walks in telling him Naomi is home and he needs to get these bitches out of there. Of course the lovely ladies don’t take to kindly to being called bitches, but before that drama could unfold in walks the queen bee and I’m shouting at my screen like “yes, yes, get him girl!” Misty walks in looking gorgeous and cold as ice all at the same time and immediately starts giving Marcus the business. Turns out Marcus is married and he’s been running this cheating game so long on wifey Naomi that she almost doesn’t give a fuck anymore! She curses him up one wall and down the other like he ain’t shit, and the whole time he’s sitting there talking about “come on baby, you know I got that problem.” Cheaters always wanna claim sex addiction when they get caught (thanks a lot Eric Benet), but Naomi is time enough for his ass and shuts the whole damn party down, but not before telling Yasmine and Chanell to feel free to tweet that Marcus ain’t nothing but a lying dog and storming out, then right back in for her purse, which she left on the dresser. It felt like an Angela Bassett moment, and I’m telling y’all, I wouldn’t be surprised if Misty popped up on an episode of Empire or Claws. That woman has skills. Meanwhile Marcus’ dumb ass is sitting on the bed with the “I done fucked up now” face. I love it when shit gets real…
Scene 2 – Nat Turnher & Dirk Huge & Sarah Banks & September Reign
Speaking of shit getting real, cut to my boo Kira Noir playing a sexy young nurse named Carmen, dancing around and getting dressed for work in her bathroom. She just finishes pulling up her scrubs when her doorbell rings. It’s her brother Tyrell, played by Ricky Johnson, stopping by to pick up some medication for their mom. Right away you know the relationship is strained. Tyrell wants to live and play in the streets while his litter sister wants him to get away from that life before it’s too late. Neither see eye-to-eye, but you can tell there’s something in the air that’s going to fuck with this relationship. They part ways on a sarcastic brother-sister note and at this point I’m hoping Tyrell doesn’t end up in his sister’s ER room.
It’s obviously too late for Dion. He strolls into his hideout only to find his homie Dirk Huge and two bad ass hoodrats, Iesha and Candy, played by Sarah Banks and September Reign, waiting for him. It’s written all over his face that he loves this life and has no intentions of changing his ways. He takes for granted that Will can and will get him out of anything, and the foreshadowing is on the wall from this point. A few pleasantries are exchanged, but September was eager before Dion even walked in, so she wastes absolutely no time pulling his dick out and wrapping her lips around it. She tells Sarah ain’t no free shows going on, so Sarah takes the hint and starts making out with Dirk. Before you know it we have a foursome ladies and gentlemen! The ladies take turns sucking off each guy and the whole time I’m really loving September’s style. She’s rocking a baseball cap with short braids and long baseball socks. Her belly shirt is sexy and the entire look had me feigning for an “around-the-way girl” LL Cool J rapped about back in the day. The only thing missing is the big gold hoop earrings.
Anyway, with blowjobs out of the way, both women mount their men and ride off into the sunset, asses bouncing and popping the whole way. Sarah’s complexion is to die for and her tats are a major turn-on for me. The braces are a little scary, but I can respect anyone who wants to get their teeth straight, plus it doesn’t seem to hurt her dick-sucking skills at all, just ask Dirk. The way she was deep-throating I wouldn’t have been mad if dude came early. He fucks her from behind while September and Nat spoon on the other half of the couch, and while the sex wasn’t as entertaining as the previous scene, there was still plenty to be aroused by. For one, the girls are fucking hot and you just can’t beat that. Two, I swear Dirk is running a marathon all by himself leading up to his cum shot, because he pumps away at Sarah while staring at the beautiful round butt like he’s trying to hurry up and nut so he can nut again. Nat drops his load (hi Nick!) in September’s mouth first, but Dirk’s was the big boy. He came so much on Sarah’s ass that when she got an over-the-shoulder glimpse she couldn’t help but blurt out “damn” with a grin on her face. September was right there to lick it all up too. Gotta love friends who care enough to help clean up after the party!
Back in the mind of Marcus, we find ourselves forced into watching this fool attempt to make up to his wife for the millionth time. He gets off the phone with, I’m guessing, some type of PR rep or agent because he’s talking damage control from the earlier fallout. Relieved that everything will be alright in the long run, Marcus hangs up the phone, picks up a beer, and starts talking shit. Stallion tries to warn him that money and diamonds don’t make up for the pain caused by cheating over and over again, but Mr. Money Bags has it all figured out and decides the way to a bitch’s heart is always through bling bling. At this point I realize I can’t stand this fucking idiot and that Prince Yahshua can act his ass off!
Scene 3 – Tyler Knight & Osa Lovely
This is a great scene! We’re in the fancy bedroom of Dion’s attorney Will and his beautiful wife, played by Osa Lovely. They’re laying in bed having their couple’s nightcap when Will reveals that he had to help get Dion off again. Osa is instantly annoyed, mostly because Dion can’t afford to pay the $400/hr Will usually charges (she’s definitely all about money, but not necessarily in a bad way), but also because Dion has no intention of changing and she believes her husband is wasting time on his past. Apparently someone in Dion’s family, I’m thinking an older brother, made it possible for Will to stay off the streets and attend college and law school, so there’s a sense of debt he’s dealing with. Thinking his responsibility is to try and help Dion as much as he can, he starts quoting Luke from the Bible in order to make a point to his wife, but Bibles make me itch, like profusely, so I checked out and my mind instantly went to Uncle Luke, booty clapping, and a YouTube rabbit hole that I’m still not fully out of. Turned on by her husband’s morals and intelligence, Osa can’t help but flip that sexy flip-to-the-on position and thus begins my favorite sex scene in this movie.
Osa and Tyler stay in character throughout the sex, something that always enhances the scene for me because it plays into the fantasy and storyline, and right away the feeling is comfortable and playful. You feel like you’re watching a real married couple have sex in their bedroom when nobody is watching. Tyler is very gentle with Osa, making sure to caress her body and spend lots of time sucking her nipples and clit, making sure she’s pleasured. He repeatedly tells her he’s happy she’s his wife and that she said yes while kissing her everywhere you can imagine, and for a minute I was convinced he really loved her ass! She returns the favor with a blowjob that even got me hot and steamy, and BJs are usually my least favorite. Tyler’s reaction to her licking and rubbing the tip of his dick were too much though. Luckily he made it through the rest of the scene… I wasn’t that fortunate.
After calming down, washing my hands, and picking back up the remote I was ready for some good ole D in P. They start off cowgirl with Osa riding Tyler’s cock and moaning with every stroke before getting into the spooning position and eventually finishing it off missionary. Osa’s dirty talking was a mixed bag for me. At some points it made perfect sense, enhanced the sex, and got Tyler’s motor going even more. Then there are the moments when it seems forced, and she’s screaming “daddy” 5 times in a row or telling him she’s just a customer at his bake sale (I spent a lot of time going over that one). I know there are plenty of people who are going to love that, but it took me out of the fantasy of it all and at times ruined married-people sex chemistry thing they have going on. The chemistry is never completely gone from the scene and neither is the fantasy, but I personally could have done without the extras… then again, it is porn. That being said, this is still my favorite sex scene in the movie! Everything down to the bed linen was spot on, and even him nutting on her chin fit in my little fantasy world. Needless to say, I had this scene on repeat a few times.
Scene 4 – Ricky Johnson & Sadie Santana & Jezabel Vessir
This scene was all about the drama for me. Tyrell, Dion, and the always-present homie Dirk are sitting on the block like a bums talking about making fast money when little sister Carmen (Kira) pulls up and demands big bro get in the car. Apparently it’s a big day for their mom. Today they’re going to visit the grave site of their late father. To no surprise Tyrell isn’t fond of the family time spent together on a guy he doesn’t consider a real father anyway, and in his anger he takes the conversation to a completely different level. While Carmen is trying to force through his thick head that there are better ways to make money and a name for yourself, Tyrell is caught up on the fact that his criminal-minded friends seems to have it better than her doctor preaching ass. He mentions that her ride is busted (it is!), that she’s up to her eyeballs in student loans (I am!), and of course you can’t forget about the bling! Ultimately, he goes along with Carmen and his mom to the cemetery and I don’t think I’ve ever been less horny watching a porno! Mom and Carmen are crying and holding each other (I wanted so bad to hold Kira in my arms and tell her it would be okay) while Tyrell couldn’t be more annoyed at the whole damn thing. This is one of those moments where you have to appreciate Brad’s directing and the cast’s acting skills. I mean, I’m sitting here holding back tears like this is an HBO special or something!
After family time, Kira goes to work where we get to see her give Darwin Slimpoke a needle and a brief encounter with her coworker/boyfriend Stallion. We’re then dragged back to the hood hangout where Dion and Dirk notice something isn’t right with their little homie. Tyrell is all silent and shit after his visit to the cemetery, completely killing the mood, so Nat sends him downstairs with two cuties, Shantell and Tamara, played by Sadie Santana and Jezabel Vessir, for a quicky BJ session hoping it pulls him out of his funk. It did.
The fact that this is a blowjob only scene didn’t do wonders for me, I took in more of the background info and character development, but it isn’t a bad scene. Both Sadie and Jezabel make sure their 15 minutes of fame isn’t wasted and give Ricky Johnson a nice double bj that definitely lifted his mood. I would have liked to watch him fuck that aggression out instead, especially with these two beautifully freaky women and the gorgeous bodies they have, but I get it, they have shit to do after this and I’m guessing it’s something illegal.
Scene 5 – Misty Stone & Eddie J
I was waiting on this one. I knew it would only be a matter of time before my girl Misty showed up to wreck shit, and sure enough that’s what she does. She walks in on her husband Marcus’ right hand man Eddie J polishing up a bad ass ride and I already know how this is going to play out. You can already tell Eddie was thinking about how he’d treat Naomi if she were his girl from the advice he was trying to give Marcus himself, but she walks in and exploits the fuck out of that shit! I can’t believe he fell for it so easily. After asking how he’d “do me,” the smile on Eddie’s face gave it all away. They make out and caress like he’s really trying to woe his homie’s wife and the whole time I see the trap, but I would have been lost in the sauce too if I were him. He spends lots of time eating her out, which I love, and she sucks him off to the point that he can’t wait to get in that pussy. This setting put me over the edge though. They’re in Marcus’ house, fucking on top of his expensive car in his garage and I’m so amped I want him to walk in mid-scene. Men tend to forget that when it comes to causing pain women are so much better at it and do it with a vengeance the likes of which you pray you never see.
Misty rules this scene from beginning to end. She’s in complete control, like an angry wife looking for revenge would be, and when she sat on his dick talking dirty the way only she can, I had to pause. The anticipation mixed with the backstory just pushed me over the edge, even though the sex was pretty basic. Eddie long strokes like his life depends on it when he has her doggy style one leg up on the hood of the car and I can only imagine being him. You can tell he enjoyed himself and honestly it made the scene more enjoyable. For a while it was like the pair was playing off each other and using one another as motivation to go harder. When he came in her mouth I wasn’t ready for the scene to end. Then the drama unfolds.
In walks money bags Marcus with his cheating ass looking all hurt and surprised and I laughed like I was watching stand-up. He tries to read them their rights, but while Stallion is sitting there bro apologizing Naomi says fuck that shit and walks her pretty naked ass right up to his face daring him to do anything about it. She finally got the attention she wanted, the lay she wanted, and the revenge she wanted. Naomi is a bad bitch on a mission and the only thing hubby can do is give both of them the finger and walk out. Eddie J realizes Naomi planned the whole thing and is no better than Marcus is, but I don’t feel sorry for his ass either. First of all OG you got played! You should have spotted that writing on the wall the minute she fell for your corny ass “if you were my girl” line. Second, you still banged your main man’s wife. Ain’t none of y’all shit! I’m riding with Naomi all day though.
Scene 6 – Stallion & Kira Noir
I forgot Kira Noir was even fucking in this flick, but before we get to that… Marcus is riding around trying to figure how he could be cheated on and I’m still laughing at his ass. Dude is really pissed off at this shit and I can’t believe the stupidity. Finally we get away from his ass and we find ourselves in an episode of Grey’s Anatomy but with full blown sex! A lot of you out there just had your minds blown, I know, it happened to me too. Seriously though, we have a couple of doctors who work together and are in a relationship getting it on in the locker room (is it called that in the hospital?) like they can’t just meet up at somebody’s house in a few hours. I happy they didn’t wait though. Stallion eats his boo thang out and then puts in work on that pussy!
They’re another pair that do a good job illustrating couple sex. At one point while fucking her from behind he pulls her close so his chest in pressing up against her back and I’m pretty sure the earth moved. Then she sits on top of him and he fucks her like a wild stallion (haha) who can’t get enough pussy. Kira doesn’t let him steal the show though. She pops her pussy and shakes her ass on his stiff cock like he bought her something really special for her birthday, I’m talking diamonds special! Plus, there’s something about Kira’s moans that hit it perfectly for me every single time. As they move into the spooning position and her pussy is in perfect view, you can almost feel them moving towards a climax. They moan together, rock together, and even talk dirty together. I was surprised he even made it as close to her mouth as he did when it was time for the money shot. It ultimately landed on her tits, which is good enough for me!
Back to the drama and this time we don’t get another sex break. I’m warning you now, this shit is sad man! First we flash to Will and his drunk ass wife driving back from a mayor’s ball when he gets pulled over while she’s sucking him off. Sgt. Black happens to be the same officer who arrested Dion on the charge Will recently got him off on and he doesn’t appreciate the way Will made him look incompetent on the stand. It also doesn’t help that his bougie ass wife is saying all types of crazy shit like she’s the one about to be arrested. Sgt. Black gets radioed about gun shots fired a few blocks away so he lets Will go with a ticket and hopefully a life lesson that’ll stick with him (defense attorneys, gotta take the bad with the good).
About those gunshots… So Tyrell, Dion, and Dirk get the brilliant idea to rob a liquor store. Of course Tyrell gets sent in first (he does have the baby face out of the bunch) and the goons follow up with guns drawn, but what they didn’t account for was an angry ass football player coming in for a drink after he caught his boy and his wife fucking on his expensive ass car. You’ve seen Crash a time or two, you know where this is going by now. Dirk’s dingy ass “accidentally” shoots and kills Marcus, and in the midst of trying to rob him of his jewels (he’s dead, he don’t need them now) nobody pays attention to the fact that the store owner pulls out a shotgun, and before they can blink, blasts a hole straight through Tyrell’s chest. I know, OH SHIT moment! To make things even worse, guess which ER they end going to? That’s right people, Carmen, who’s been trying to get her brother on the straight and narrow watches and loses her cool as she spots her big brother rolling past with blood all over him. Her boo can’t even console her because he has to try to save Tyrell’s life. Ultimately though, both Tyrell and Marcus die as a result of their injuries, Dion’s dumb ass ends in county wearing that ugly orange with Will telling him this one isn’t going to go away. Naomi is home crying wishing the last words she said to her husband were anything but “fuck you” and Carmen and her mom now have two gravesites to visit. I told you that shit was sad!
Ethni-City is going to crack you the fuck up, make you angry as all outdoors, get you hornier with each scene, and give you plenty to think about, after you clean yourself up of course. I definitely recommend it for everybody! The acting will keep you engaged even if you can’t relate to the storylines and the sex delivers. Check it out and let us know what you think.
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