My name is Rick L. Blalock. Some of you may know me as a regular reviewer at AdultDVDTalk who publishes several reviews weekly. I now join the HotMovies team as a monthly columnist. I hope you’ll join me here, each month, as I publish a column called “Rick’s Picks.” It is via this column that I will present to you a list of my personal picks when it comes to what I feel are the best movies that HotMovies has to offer, given a specific topic – a topic which will change monthly. The first thing that needs to be said is that this is my column, and it is one that is aimed towards the fans. This is not a case in which a robot is trained to pick the most-liked movies of the time and put them on a list. This is my own personal list, with which I hope to introduce fans to films that they may have not seen or heard about. So yes, some of the picks may seem out of the ordinary. But that’s just how it is; I like different shit.
Since it is October and that ominous chill is in the air at night, I thought, “What better way to start my column than by featuring selected porn titles which have a horror element to them?” It does not matter – whether it be a parody, or a straight-out and intentional horror porn flick, all were eligible for the picking. So without further ado – here is Part 2 of my horror porn picks (check out Part 1 here).
6. Scooby Doo – A XXX Parody (2011) – Runtime 1 hr. 49 mins. Director – Eddie Powell
Plot/Synopsis:
This is a porn parody based off of the popular cartoon series Scooby Doo. The gang at Mystery Inc. have a problem on their hands. It seems that Shaggy has awakened with a hangover from the party the night before. The details regarding the night for him are cloudy – but most of all, he cannot find his buddy, the titular Great Dane “Scooby Doo”. Shaggy inquirers about Scooby’s whereabouts, as he confronts Fred (Michael Vegas), Daphne (Bree Olson), and Velma (Bobbi Starr), all of whom seem to be jotting down notes as they ask Shaggy for more details regarding last night. He claims that Scooby was right by his side, until he got sidetracked and distracted by a young woman dressed as a faerie (Lily Labeau) at this Halloween costume party. Shaggy says that he got separated from Scooby, as he and the faerie went off to have sex. Everything to him is cloudy about the night, but he says that he does remember the sex vividly. The tale that Shaggy relays gets Fred and Daphne all wound up, as they go and have a sexual encounter of their own, because Daphne is set on getting pregnant. After all this is said and done, the gang hop in the van – the famous “Mystery Machine”, as they head out to the Woodbury mansion, where the party was held the night before. They arrive there and hope to find Scooby. But instead of finding their furry friend, a lot of sex is had by the gang, as something about the mansion raises the stamina of their individual sex drives. Also in between things, little do they know that they are being stalked by some kind of ghoul in a black hooded cloak who roams the halls of the old mansion. When they do realize this, they are quick to narrowly escape (in the old animated series’ fashion). However, luckily for Mystery Inc., surprisingly Daphne is one step ahead, as she dials her friend at the police station. In the end, the ghoul is unmasked and is revealed to be a notorious bank robber who just so happens to be on the FBI’s Most Wanted list. So chalk one up for the good guys, as Mystery Inc. has a hand in solving another caper.
Why Was This Film Picked?
Choosing Scooby Doo – A XXX Parody for this list was a no-brainer for me. I have seen this movie multiple times. Why? Because, not only does it have a fun set up, and very, very good acting from its main cast (especially Bobbi Starr, who was nominated in 2012 at AVN for Best Supporting Actress for her performance as Velma); the sex scenes in this film are also really, really great. Yes, while it may have been done on a budget, as evident that there is actually no “Scooby Doo” character in the film, all we get is that iconic collar and tag, the film itself still manages to stand on its own, due to both witty writing, as well as collective performances of the characters by the cast. All throughout the film, there is a running joke involving characters Fred and Daphne. They want to get pregnant, but it would seem that they don’t know how to get pregnant. Fred eventually convinces Daphne that swallowing his cum will surely do the trick. There is one point in the movie where, after Daphne swallows a load, she wonders why she isn’t pregnant yet. It’s just an all around fun gag. On the other side of things, we have Velma and Shaggy, who finally come together, as Velma comes out of her shell once she feels the big throbber that is in Shaggy’s pants. Scooby Doo – A XXX Parody is just an all-around fun movie, and seems to be very popular. I remember one time, when I subscribed to the Playboy channel for a short while, they had this movie included on their video-on-demand titles, yet it was under a different name (ZOINKS!), and had its explicitness toned and trimmed down. I suppose all of you reading this would know that I did not watch this version of the film when I came across it. So, with these words said, if you have not seen Scooby Doo – A XXX Parody, give it a try. Because in reality, it’s not as bad as you might believe that it is. The performers do very nice job taking on their individual characters and make the best of them for a silly time for the viewer.
7. Little Red: A Lesbian Fairytale (2016) – Runtime 2 hr. 41 mins. Director – Bree Mills & Stills by Alan
Plot/Synopsis:
In this modern retelling of the classic “Little Red Riding Hood” story, Red (Cassidy Klein) is an 18 year-old girl who has lived on her own, in and around the woods ever since she was abandoned by her mother. Social worker April O’Neil tracks her down at a boarded-up house in an isolated area. Red is found at the side of the house with a red cloak as she clutches onto a picture of her mother. After taking her from this place, April is quick to place her in the care of a woman named “Ms. Flowers” (Jelena Jensen). Ms. Flowers is a foster mother to girls until next-of-kin or permanent placement can be arranged. However, what April does not know, is that Ms. Flowers is in cahoots with the Fox (Penny Pax) to whom she sells off girls. The Fox then in turn, sells the girls to the highest bidder. But before Flowers can get Red to the Fox, there is a breakthrough in her case in which April is contacted by Red’s grandpa, Mr. Riding, and his new wife (Kendra Lust). The good news is that they are more than happy to take Red in. Later that night, April rushes to Ms. Flowers’ house to tell her the good news. However, Flowers is obviously not happy, and she will not let April see Red. During the conversation between Ms. Flowers and April, Red overhears and is elated at the thought of having a family. However, Ms. Flowers comes to rain on her parade, so to speak, as she rips up the picture of Red’s mother, and tells her that she already has plans for her, and they are not for her to be with her grandparents. It is then that we are taken to a sex scene involving Red and Ms. Flowers, in which Red has the upper-hand, as she has one of Flowers’ ankles restrained, and she takes full advantage of her sexually. However, when we come out of this dream-like sequence, we find Ms. Flowers suffocated, by whom we must assume is Red. It is a couple of days after that that young Red heads out to her grandmother’s house. But along the way, Red finds herself distracted by two people who pull up next to her in a van. One of them, “Abby Wolfe” (Abigail Mac), says that she is part of a modeling agency and thinks that Red has what it takes to make it in modeling. They use this ploy to get her in the van. They say that they will take her to the Fox’s house. They say that the Fox is a photographer and she, Red, will have her first photo shoot. The naive Red falls for it, however, it is of course a trap, one that Red soon catches onto. Eventually, Red awakens to a beautiful face of a flower girl (Shyla Jennings), one of the other girls that Ms. Flowers had traded off to the Fox. It is with the flower girl that Red cooperates with in a plan to get the Fox exhausted so that Red can make a daring escape. After a rough threeway, the Fox is out of it, just as they had planned. From there, Red resumes her trip to her grandmother’s house. Unfortunately however, someone else has already made it to her destination, and that is the Wolf. Dressed in Red’s red cloak, she has Red’s grandmother fooled. After a round of girl-on-girl sex between the Wolf and Grandma, Grandma finds herself bound, gagged, and tied up by the Wolf. This, just before Red finally arrives and discovers that Grandma isn’t how she imagined her to be, as the Wolf soon reveals herself. This in itself leads to a back-and-forth battle for orgasms, as this fairytale would soon end with an unexpected twist.
Why Was This Film Picked?
Little Red: A Lesbian Fairytale is a film that I wanted to review ever since it was released last year. Unfortunately however, it is one that I just never got around to doing. However, since I am doing a horror-themed list of picks, I thought that this would be an opportune time to finally get a look at this film and see if it might be worthy of inclusion in my list. I’m not surprised, but yes, it does have a rightful place in this list. Writer Bree Mills here takes the “Little Red Riding Hood” concept and gives it a fresh new spin, as each of the characters that Red runs into along the journey of reaching her grandparents’ house takes human form, but have animalistic traits to them. Penny Pax’s Fox character is a chicken-eating slob who is all about the money that she generates from the girls that she receives from Ms. Flowers. However, with that said, Abigail Mac’s “Abby Wolfe” is Red’s main adversary in the whole scheme of things. Abigail’s character displays a roughness and an attitude to get what she wants. Overall, Little Red: A Lesbian Fairytale is a very good film that is both clever and well presented. As far as the acting is concerned, everyone here does a fantastic job in their portrayal of their given characters. Cassidy Klein was a great choice for the lead in particular. My only real complaint would be the ending. Not the twist of the ending, but the other happenings before said twist. Like, why is everyone so adamant about getting the Wolf off?
8. The Texas Vibrator Massacre (2016) – Runtime 2 hr. 27 mins. Director – Rob Rotten
Plot/Synopsis:
In this porno retelling of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, titled The Texas Vibrator Massacre and directed by Rob Rotten, the film tells the story of what happened to five youths. Running low on gas, Vanessa and her friends, which includes her boyfriend, Brent, decide to take a shortcut. However, that would prove to be a grave mistake for them. This is because their old, white van is soon approached by a strange hitchhiker wielding a knife. And it is with that very knife that the man begins to slaughter the friends. Vanessa narrowly escapes, as she comes across a farmhouse shack, to which the door she knocks for help, but she does not find any. Instead, she finds herself captured by a mentally deranged man wearing a mask made of skin, as she is muscled into the house. It is there that she is forced to witness sex between step-siblings, as is Christine, another hitchhiker survivor. Vanessa’s boyfriend is eventually also seduced by a female lollipop/dick-sucking family member before being dismembered. In true horror film fashion, Vanessa is the final girl, and is witness to a cannibalistic chow-down by the murderous clan, as they tear away and munch on a human body right in front of her. Alas, in the end, it appears that Vanessa is again able to escape using other means, unfortunately, one more twist awaits her.
Why Was This Film Picked?
When it comes to horror films, Tobe Hooper’s superb film, 1974’s The Texas Chainsaw Massacre will without a doubt always stand as my favorite horror film of all time. So, when porn director and performer Rob Rotten dared to take on the story with a twist – replacing Leatherface’s sawblade with a vibrating dildo, this following his Dawn of the Dead parody (the aptly titled Porn of the Dead), I had to check it out. And you know what, it’s actually a clever one. So much so, that it makes our list of must-sees. Some fans of the mainstream film I know will be quick to wonder what route did Rob Rotten take here when he made this? Did he play more off the original film, or did he look at the 2003 remake for inspiration? The answer is that, here, Rotten attempts to blend the two, and for the most part it is successful in that, in the end, it’s something unique to itself in some ways, rather than a porn parody which tries to simply copy the film that inspires it. The Texas Vibrator Massacre‘s strongest moments are the ones which are original to it, such as the blatant outdoor cannibal feast. This film does a lot with very little star power outside of Eric Swiss, who is the masked killer, “Leatherface”, along with a cameo from porn icon Herschel Savage.
NOTE: The Texas Vibrator Massacre, while viewable on the HotMovies website, is not available on the site’s ROKU app. They have instead opted to make the film only available on their FetishMovies ROKU app. This is a fact that makes no sense at all, as this film is not strictly a fetish film, it is a straight porn parody.
9. Lesbian Stepmother 3: Succubus Rising (2016) – Runtime 1 hr. 39 mins. Director – Dana Vespoli
Plot/Synopsis:
In the film Lesbian Stepmother 3: Succubus Rising from Sweetheart Video and writer/director Dana Vespoli, Elsa Jean Simmons (Elsa Jean) is a teen who leads a lonely existence after the disappearance and presumed death of her father. Elsa lives in a house on the hill in Pasadena with her stepmother, “Rachel” (Dana Vespoli), and “Blanche” (Elexis Monroe), Rachel’s assistant, who always seems to be there without fail. In the six months since her father’s mysterious disappearance, Elsa has not gone to school. In fact, she has done nothing but house work and otherwise cater to her stepmother’s needs. With this, Elsa has no friends, except for her pet iguana named “Pasquale”. It is just something that Elsa has just grown to live with, as Elsa doesn’t see her situation improving anytime soon. But little does she know that the way that she knows, as well as lives life, would soon change drastically. It all begins following a sexual encounter with the assistant, Blanche, after which Elsa begins to note some bizarre changes in herself. First, Elsa develops a hunger which is seemingly insatiable. Elsa seems to always have an appetite, no matter the time of night. And what’s strange is that both Rachel and Blanche seem to pay no mind to the change made in Elsa. As if the never-ending appetite wasn’t enough, it isn’t the only thing to happen to Elsa. Over time, Elsa also begins to grow a tuft of black feathers along both of her shoulders. Just what is going on with Elsa? Soon, she comes to learn via the hard way, and fast, that she is not like other girls. In fact, what Elsa is becoming has been her predetermined destiny all along. As it is revealed, both Rachel and Blanche are among a bloodline of sexual and blood-thirsty succubi who feed on the flesh of man. In this bloodline, Rachel is the current queen, while Elsa has always been marked to be the next heir. This, of course, would explain why Elsa’s father has disappeared, and the reason as to why Rachel married him in the first place – to get to Elsa. Since then, Rachel, with the help of Blanche, has groomed Elsa to be the dark succubus that she was meant to become. It is a feeling, as well as a lifestyle, that Elsa eventually comes to terms with in the end, as she fully embraces what she was bred for.
Why Was This Film Picked?
Lesbian Stepmother 3: Succubus Rising makes the list as it is one of those films that just caught me by surprise. It was actually recommended to me by HotMovies’ own @JudyHologram. She told me that a customer requested the title specifically, yet they did not have the film available among their giant offering of films to stream. So, from what I understand, Sweetheart Video was quick to spend over a copy, and HotMovies soon made it available. Judy recommended it to me because of my horror movie background as a horror film critic. She thought that it would be a title that I would enjoy. She was right. Lesbian Stepmother 3: Succubus Rising is a dark and twisted tale. It is story that is part “Cinderella”, but even moreso about cannibalism, and carrying on a bloodthirsty legacy – a legacy among a special bloodline of cannibalistic women, who would rather have a man’s flesh than his cock. Lesbian Stepmother 3: Succubus Rising is a nice little progressive story of horror, and it works best if you go into it knowing very little about the plot. So with that said, I probably just spoiled it for a lot of you (my apologies). However, this is indeed a title that belongs on this particular list. It is one that caught me off-guard in a way that I enjoyed very much.
10. Angel Above And The Devil Below (1975) – Runtime 1 hr. 23 mins. Director – Dominic Bolla
Plot/Synopsis:
In the 1975 film, Angel Above And The Devil Below, tight teen “Randy Maldemar” has the misfortune of having her pussy taken over by the Devil himself… literally! It all begins one night when Randy gets herself horny when she overhears her mother making it with her personal “handyman”, George. It is also during this session of masturbation that Randy also recites a three-phrase spell from a seemingly ancient tome. This, before she gets out a big black dildo, cramming it into her young love hole. However, little at that moment did she realize what she had done just by saying those three words. What happened is that she summoned the Devil, and he is horny too! But when Randy refuses to suck his unholy cock, he vows to get back at her in a big way, and that he does, when he literally takes up residence in her pussy. It is from there that the entity makes Randy’s life a living hell, as the foul-mouthed Satan (who talks via the young girl’s pussy) takes over all sexual activity, making the young girl appear to be an insatiable, raging nymphomaniac, while also hurting a few along the way with the pussy’s vice-like grip. In the end, Randy’s mother, “Turgid”, believes that an exorcism is in order, after therapy with a nurse also fails.
Why Was This Film Picked?
Honestly, Angel Above And The Devil Below was originally intended to be an encore to this list; an “Honorable Mention” choice. I had another title chosen, but this film is just too damn funny, and is as outrageous as it sounds. It is a porn comedy that is a straight take on The Exorcist. If you are a fan of weird, this is a definite must-see. At times, it even resembles Italian horror (the Devil’s makeup seems to have been inspired by Giallo). Angel Above And The Devil Below is also from what I know of to be the first film to feature a talking vagina. It would not be the last, as sexploitation flicks such as Chatterbox were similar, but without the hardcore and vulgar-ness of what is said by the orifice. In the film, the Devil turns young Randy’s twat into the “Freddy Krueger” of pussies, spouting out remarks that would make even the horror icon blush. It’s hilarious stuff. Many times, the lines are witnessed by us via close, tight shots of the pussy, as young, cute actress, Linda York flexes her pussy, very much in the way that we see ladies make their buttholes wink in anal movies now. This is one of the most ridiculous things that I have ever seen, but also one of the most fun. I have seen it more than twice, which is why I recommend it to you.
Truth be told, there is a lot of porn material out there which infuses sex and horror – one must simply search for it. This list which I have compiled for you here consists mainly of two factors for the most part. One, that the films were memorable enough to stay with me over the years. And two, those being films that I had yet to see, and luckily for them, the end result was that I liked them quite a bit – enough for them to make the list. So what we have here is a mixed bag that just merely skims the surface of what is horror-themed porn. Here I have just given you a few of my personal standouts. And yes, coincidentally, that lucky, perverted bastard Jim Powers somehow appears on three separate occasions in some capacity or another throughout this list.
Well, that is all I have for you for now, however, stay tuned to the HotMovies Spotlight for the next installment, which will be coming soon. I hope that you all enjoyed this first offering!
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