Writers' Roundup: Best Bridal Movies

As the weather heats up, it’s starting to become obvious that summer is upon us – and with summer comes wedding season. Kicking off wedding season is the impending nuptials of Prince Harry and Megan Markle, as the internationally most-anticipated marriage of the year goes down in Windsor, United Kingdom this weekend. Whether you’re paying attention to the Royal affair, or just breathing a sigh of relief that you can finally stop hearing about it, HotMovies is happy to distract you with something more exciting than a wedding: the fun part that comes after! Our editorial staff picked their favorite bridal and wedding-themed porn scenes to remind you what love is really about.

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Marry Me Caprice (2013) – X-Art

We like to fantasize that wedding night sex is different from every other night sex. For some people, passion is intensified or romance is enhanced, and if you fit in to that category, Marry Me Caprice is a flick you’ll definitely want to add to your list. Watching real-life couple Little Caprice and Marcello Bravo act out their wedding night will definitely satisfy any sensual romantic cravings you may be feeling, while the visual effects like lighting and camera angles give it that classic X-Art feel that always manages to set the themes perfectly.

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Bridal Party Orgy (2016) – Zero Tolerance

Giving up being single is tough! Not just for the groom, but also for the bride herself… but this particular bride has a different fantasy in mind. Director Mike Quasar and Zero Tolerance know how to do a pre-wedding celebration the right way. You won’t forget the six-plus person orgy that serves as this bridal celebration. Punk rawk pixie Taurus, the sultry Kat Dior, the blonde and beautiful Olivia Austin, and Kenzie Taylor all know how to properly let loose in a pre-wedding orgy: it’s a girl/girl, boy/girl, one-for-all, all-for-one group sex fest. If more bridal parties were like this, we’re positive divorce rates would considerably lower. Also, it’s not a party (or a proper orgy) until the sexy and lovable goof, Tommy Pistol shows up.

Fake Taxi Presents – Ashley (2016) – Fake Taxi

Not all weddings are wondrous events. Fake Taxi shows us that some wedding celebrations bring not tears of joy, but tears of a different kind. Enter poor Ashley, escaping into the back of a taxi cab to escape an ill-advised wedding per The Graduate, because she ends up tonsils deep onto the cab driver’s big cock. She looks stunning in that gown. Hopefully, the royal wedding won’t end this way, but at least Ashley escaped a horrible fate, with a cock in her mouth no less. Hopefully she gave the taxi driver a really big tip… oh wait, she does, with an open-mouthed facial!

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Interracial Wedding Night Cuckold (2017) – Third Degree

I struggle to think of a better way to start off my wedding night than to have the boyishly handsome Ricky Johnson pop up from under my marital bed. Who cares if he’s not the groom? We’ve seen interracial cuckold movies done again and again, but having the action take place with a blushing bride on her wedding night adds an extra layer of campy, humiliating fun! Being the rowdier of the two heirs to the throne, something tells me that Prince Harry would be down for some kink in his marriage! Definitely don’t miss Scene 2 with Katrina Jade as the new wife and Prince Yahshua as the bellman who gets more than just a tip. Their chemistry is phenomenal and Katrina is delightfully bitchy!

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Kinky Wedding Day (2014) – Digital Sin

Weddings are a time for family to get together and celebrate love, but Kinky Wedding Day exploits that idea with some seriously lewd propositions behind closed doors. It doesn’t get much more taboo than sneaking off to lose your virginity with your stepdad before he gives you away at the altar! These pre-nuptial trysts among relatives makes the underlying family drama behind the Royal Wedding seem undeserving of a headline. Just watch Casey Calvert‘s scene alongside Steven St. Croix and you’ll see what I mean!

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Society Affairs (1982) – Caballero

Robert McCallum Society Affairs

Society Affairs is hailed as one of the best comedies from director Robert McCallum, who also directed classics like 3AM and Amanda by Night. It is one of the rare porn films you can watch for the plot! Harry Reems stars as a petty thief who is a dead-ringer for a guy who is about to get married in a high society wedding. Reems’ partner-in-crime, played by Veronica Hart, wrangles an invite to the wedding and they hatch a plan to have Reems trade places with the groom in order to steal the wedding gifts. The movie also marked the comeback of Harry Reems, who had quit the business for several years after suffering through the legal persecution from his appearance in Deep Throat.


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