I’ll admit right from the start that I’m not a big fan of videogames. And if this cosplay POV delight doesn’t stir memories of boner-laden fantasies over videogame babes, I don’t know what would! But let me assure you that whether you’ve spent hours gaming or not, this new film from Lethal Hardcore will have you jerking off to fantasies of elves and sorceresses in no time! Settle in as I review Whorecraft: Legion Of Whores, a XXX porn parody that may be the only adult film with portals to another dimension!
Director Stoney Curtis is a genius behind the camera. He knows precisely what his audience wants to see, and in this case, it’s not the men. Male co-stars Brad Knight, Eric John, and Jerry all appear in this film from the waist down. Shot entirely in POV, Curtis’ new film is all about the ladies… and the orcs, and tigers, and dragons, oh my! Lauren Phillips, Natalia Starr, Abella Danger, and Alex Blake tease and please while all around them a fantasy world exists to enthrall and amaze. It’s like your adolescent fantasy gamer daydreams have finally come true, and it’s everything you always dreamed it would be!
Scene One: Lauren Phillips
Lauren Phillips plays Alexlabia, one of the world’s most powerful dragons. She is here to learn all about her human female form, and she wants nothing more than to explore her sexuality with you! She flies into the scene in her dragon form, landing in a cloud of smoke that clears to reveal her human body. She speaks to her soon-to-be lover, telling him that he better live up to his reputation. She is fascinated by her human body, rubbing herself and expressing surprise over every inch of her new figure. She is equally enthralled by her lover’s body, running her hands up and down his legs and wrapping her hands around his stiff cock and stroking it. Phillips plays the role perfectly, asking questions about what to do with her hands and sensually talking her way through the experience. It’s erotic watching a “new human” learn how to please a man. It’s particularly erotic watching her feel her breasts for the first time, pinching her nipples and giggling with delight.
After discovering how good the human cock feels in her hand, Alexlabia wants to see how it tastes. She takes her lover’s cock into her mouth and sucks it slowly, exclaiming over how good it feels in her mouth. She proves to be a quick study, getting into it and showing off her new sucking skills gleefully! She slurps and slobbers on the cock, thoroughly enjoying herself. But soon enough, she needs more. She strips off her panties and straddles her lover, rubbing her new human pussy on his rigid meat. She is in awe of the sensations she’s feeling! But it’s not until she finally lowers herself onto that cock, taking it deep inside herself, that she truly falls in love with her human form. She rides the cock slowly up and down, her breasts bouncing as she grinds her pussy on her lover. She expresses confusion over the feelings she has, wondering aloud what this amazing new feeling is!
After riding her new toy for a while, Alexlabia wants to put it in her mouth again. She drops to her knees and puts the wet dick in her mouth, loving the taste of her own pussy juice on the hard cock. Next, the dragon woman rides the cock again, this time in reverse-cowgirl position. She oohs and aahs her way through this position before switching to missionary and getting off on this new experience. She takes the pleasure she desires, her body accepting every inch of the big, hard cock. Next up is doggy style, and this human newbie is bowled over by the sensations her pussy is giving her! Alexlabia squeals her way through a few orgasms in this scene, telling her lover that now she understands why humans breed so much! When she’s finally had enough and her lover is ready to explode, the dragon lady opens her mouth wide and takes her first hot mouthful of human cum! She savors the taste and admits that the experience was everything she’d hoped for. “I already feel more powerful,” she admits, before returning to her dragon form and flying away.
Scene Two: Natalia Starr
Natalia Starr plays the role of Jaina Proudwhore, Sorceress and Lady of Therator. A plague has thinned her kingdom’s population, making her army small. But she is called to aid in the war against the orcs; a call to arms in which she refuses. She stands before her king and attempts to use her womanly wiles to seduce him into seeing her as his equal. She begins to remove her clothing, doing a striptease for her king – a sorceress using whatever magic she has at hand to get her way. The king lies on the ground of his castle with Proudwhore squatting over him, her pussy exposed and his fingers frantically plunging in and out of her hot, wet depths. She promises in one breath to be a good girl, and only moments later tells her king to see things her way. She seduces him further, dropping to her knees and sucking his cock, promising his majesty that she will make his royal cock so hard!
When she finally takes his majesty’s cock, it’s in reverse-cowgirl position. She slides down the length of his royal dick, telling him that if he desires a tighter pussy, she can cast a spell to make it so. She is so turned on by fucking the king’s cock that she begins to bounce faster and faster, slapping her own ass in ecstasy! She screams out, “My pussy is so wet for your cock, your majesty!” Next, the sexy sorceress gets onto her back, her king fucking her missionary style as she urges him on. Wanting to please her king, she asks him if he’d like her to beg for his cock and then proceeds to plead with him to fuck her hard with his royal cock! She is a dirty-talking, cock-hungry sorceress who is getting precisely what she came to the castle for. She will use her pussy to coerce her king not to be displeased with her!
The cock-hungry magic woman sucks her king’s dick again before flipping onto her knees and getting fucked doggy style. She begs the king to spoil her pussy, to pound it hard, and not to stop. She screams through her orgasm, coming all over his majesty’s hard dick. Proudwhore reaches back and spreads her ass cheeks wide, giving us a great view of her pretty pink pussy being pummeled by the mighty king’s sword! When her king is finally ready to cum, she turn over and opens her mouth wide, begging the king to deposit his royal cum in her mouth.
Scene Three: Abella Danger
Abella Danger is Joanni Lightheart, a sexy elf who desires only to keep her magic strong. Mana is the lifeforce behind her magic, and she needs more! But when the human discovers she’s been ransacking his home looking for mana potions, she decides to take matters into her own hands. She will seduce the human! With her magical powers, Lightheart will tantalize the human and enthrall him until he gives her exactly what she wants. But she discovers that she’s already stolen all his potions. Good thing he’s a mage – not full elf, but a human with magical abilities! Perhaps this tempting elf can suck the remaining mana the human mage possesses right out of him!
Lightheart begins her seduction with a very slow, very sensual striptease. Clad in red satin panties, she lowers herself onto the human’s lap, grinding her pussy on on his dick. When his dick is rock-hard, she removes the blanket, takes hold of the hard member, and wraps her lips around it. She spits on his dick and uses her hands to squeeze and stroke its length in between providing some seriously sexy lip service. Unable to control herself any longer, Lightheart finally straddles the human and envelops his cock in her hot, elfin pussy. She rides his cock in front-facing and reverse-cowgirl for a long time, slamming her pussy down over and over, eliciting the most delicious wet slapping sounds! Her heavy breathing and sighs of pleasure make it clear she’s enjoying this human cock!
After riding her lover’s cock for a while, Lightheart wants to taste her pussy on his dick. She climbs off and swallows his member in her mouth, taking every inch and enjoying the taste of her pussy fully. She slobbers all over his dick, telling him how much she wants him back inside her. Her lover finally takes the reigns when the cute elf turns around and presents her ass to the human. He slams his cock into her from behind, pummeling her pussy hard and fast. After another quick dick suck, Lightheart drops her elfin pussy onto the human’s cock one more time. She rides him for several minutes before quickly getting off, dropping to her knees, and taking his hot spunk in her greedy mouth.
Scene Four: Alex Blake
Alex Blake is Allia Dewreaver, a cute elf girl who simply needs a new horse. But the human stable master has something else in mind he’d like to see her mount! Dewreaver readily offers her body as payment for the steed, knowing full well the stable master will not be able to resist her elfin charm. She begins to strip off her clothing, revealing her perky tits and adorable heart-shaped pubes as dragons crisscross the sky overhead. She knows she has the human in her grips now! She drops to her knees and begins to lick and suck his human cock, eager to give him what he desires so that she may ride off with her new mount. But first, she must mount the human!
When Dewreaver finally takes the human’s cock into her adorable little elf pussy, it’s in reverse-cowgirl position, her perfect bottom mesmerizing you as it goes up and down. She rides him this way for a couple minutes before tasting his dick once more and then settling down on him again, this time facing the camera. Sitting astride her human mount, her heart-shaped pubic hair complimenting her pretty pussy as it takes every inch of her lover’s dick… it’s enough to make you believe in magic! And as wonderful as that view is, it’s breathtaking when she turns around to get fucked from behind; her bottom is truly beautiful! Dewreaver looks back at her lover and compliments his big dick and how it makes her pussy feel so good. This is one elf that can’t get enough of that human cock!
Eager to try a new position, Dewreaver flips onto her back and takes the stable master’s cock deep inside her in missionary position. She moans in pleasure and encourages him not to stop when she’s close to cumming. She squeezes her nipples and gasps as the human speeds up, his thrusts going in and out quicker and quicker as he nears completion. And when her lover is close to explosion, the eager elf gets on her knees and begins to suck his dick, more than ready to take his seed in her mouth. Her shoots his hot load onto her face, his cum dripping from her cheeks and wetting her lips with it’s slickness. She smiles and says, “Thank you, stable master. I hope riding my mount is half as fun as riding you.”
For all you fantasy-lovers out there, this must have been a wet dream come true! And for all the rest of you XXX fans out there, this must have been quite an interesting change from your average adult film. Castles in the background, dragon women taking on human form, orcs decimating peaceful villages, and elves that want to suck the mana right out of you! Gamer or not, this is one fantasy world I wouldn’t mind visiting! And if I’m gonna visit, I’m heading straight for those dirty-talking, human-form-loving dragon women! Lauren Phillips’ scene is by far my favorite; packed with plenty of action and all the sexy dirty talk you can handle, it’s definitely a must see! But it’s not just the sex and dirty talk I liked so well. Phillips did a really great job acting like this was her first time experiencing the human body; she brought a realism to the scene that was quite surprising considering the story line! So for me, it’s the dragon lady all the way!
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