Hey, gamers! The Franklin Institute is a wonderful science museum located here in Philadelphia, the home base of HotMovies.com. A new exhibit showcasing the work of over 30 innovative game designers, “Game Masters,” takes game lovers on an interactive journey inside their favorite videogames – from the trailblazing arcade era through today’s web and console games. In honor of the HotMovies hometown showcasing this love to gamers everywhere, we’ve decided to give you some more our favorite videogame-themed adult romps now available. Some of the best videogame parodies and porn-themed films not only get us off, but remind us gamers why we love these old classics in the first place. When adult performers and producers honor our love of gaming,
it leads to fun fucking, sexy cosplay, and cosplay porn that many a true nerd like myself and others can really appreciate with a good wank or a rub. Years ago, all the game-loving porn aficionados really had was the Atari porn games available behind the counter of your favorite sex shop. Super Hornio Brothers was the beautiful 90s porn disaster starring Ron Jeremy and T.T. Boy. The movie was available for the gamer and porn consumer for about five seconds before
Nintendo purchased the rights and swept it under the rug. Such a shame, because Ron Jeremy as Super Mario… that is some boner-inducing cosplay right there, am I right?
Super Hornio Brothers may never see the light of day, but let’s take a look at six more videogame romps that run the gamut from
Mario to Zelda, cosplay to CBT, sexy girls who love gaming, and even VR porn! Let’s take a look:
No. 1 Whorecraft: Legion of Whores – Lethal Hardcore
World of Warcraft is a multiplayer online roleplaying game that took online gamers by their nuts and still has yet to let go.
Director Stoney Curtus is clearly a big fan, and gives us a sexy POV romp that stays true to the spirit of the game, not so much with plot, but with its
incredible costumes. The green-screen backgrounds may be more of a slice of cheese than prime rib, but witnessing Lauren Phillips and her milky skin in Viking horns ride a cock will warm your fanboy/girl
heart and more. If you weren’t getting an erection while playing World of Warcraft before, you certainly will after watching Abella Danger donning pointy elf ears that only help accentuate the curves of her
beautiful ass!
No. 2 Video Game Babes – Mr. Skin
The iconic Mr. Skin gives gamers everywhere a gift with this collection of celebrity nude scenes featuring stars who played iterations of the videogame heroines we’ve loved and lusted over for years. Sure, we’ve seen Angelina Jolie and Milla Jovovich naked before, but here it’s in the classic videogame-based movies we’ve fantasized about. So, yeah, sure you can Google and get Angelina Jolie boob anywhere, but Mr. Skin’s brilliance is in the compacting all our favorite bad-ass videogame heroines in one quick viewing. Don’t miss Lara Croft’s sultry shower scene, not to mention clips of actresses playing videogames naked! Also includes skinny-dipping clips from House of the Dead, BDSM madness from Hitman, Resident Evil‘s “incidental” snatch shot featuring Milla Jovovich, and a vertical sex scene that seems to defy physics featuring a topless Kristanna Loken from BloodRayne. As Lara Croft says, “a LADY should be modest!”
No. 3 Super Mario Ballbusting Femdom Fuckfest – Ultima Entertainment
Eric Jover‘s Super Mario gets his no-good 8-bit dick smashed like a Koopa Troopa
by the angry Princess Riley Reynolds. Turns out our beloved Super Mario has been cheating his ass off on this beautiful princess in-between rescuing her from castles. Riley Reynolds is easily a Princess
Peach and Princess Daisy powered-up to perfection, so it’s fun to watch Eric Jover’s Mario get his testicles smashed in. “That’s-a
my ball sack!” Mario cries as the princess powers up with a downward stomp of her heel. This short little spoof is for CBT and Femdom lovers, but the costumes are adorable and Eric Jover has always been a trooper. A Koopa Troopa!
No. 4 Gamer Girls – TrenchcoatX.com
Gamer Girl April O’Neil has a sexual fixation on her favorite videogame
character, Jiz Lee. Jiz doesn’t seem to be all that aware of the situation, given the fact that Jiz only lives inside of an imaginary war zone in a digital dimension. When April discovers a hidden Easter egg, Jiz
comes to life. Jenna Sativa and Ayumi Anime is a match made in heaven, but when Ayumi beats Jenna one too many times at their favorite videogame, she must find a way to win Jenna’s favor back. Katrina Jade’s boyfriend refuses to take his attention from his video games to her, Katrina tries her go-to distraction. When that doesn’t work either, she pulls out the big guns. And those guns are fucking huge. Carmen Caliente is another gamer who has been invited on Manuel Ferrara‘s channel to stream. Once she arrives, she can’t seem to concentrate on the subject at hand, turning instead to things she finds much more fascinating below the desk. She’s persistent enough that Manuel and his big dick energy soon lose focus, too! Gamer Girls is not a specific spoof, but Gamer Girls is a collection of vignettes celebrating female gamers who also like to fuck. Like, you know, real-life gamers. The sex is fun, hot,
and authentic with some hot cosplay and great winks at nerd culture. Anime fans (Sailer Moon anyone?) should check this out as well.
No. 5 Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild Ballbusting Cosplay Porn Parody With Norah Nova – Ultima Entertainment
Ultima Entertainment is at it again! Norah Nova plays Princess Zelda. Zelda calls in her slaveboy and uses his balls as her personal playtoys by kicking, kneeing, and punching them for amusement! Then, she begins biting her slave’s cock and balls before she starts using them to make her pussy cum! This Femdom porn parody contains plenty of ballbusting, ass worship, and hardcore fucking in Legend of Zelda cosplay! Ultima Entertainment is the go-to studio for videogame nerds who love to have their nuts kicked in!
No. 6 Pokemon Blow A XXX Parody – VR Bangers
Pokemon Go has lured me to many a strange place chasing after the most valuable Pokemon: an abandoned hospital, the bottom of a urinal at my father’s country club, and the middle
of a lake (I did send the firefighters who rescued me a gift basket), but who da funk thought you might end up getting your dick sucked while
chasing a Charmander? After a hard day of mastering her ball-handling technique and catching all the poke-A-dicks, Vinna Reed stumbles upon the rarest one as she goes for the final catch of the day. Her snatch gets wet when she realized it’s your stiff dick that will make her collection complete. She takes her eyes off the screen and sees your cock evolve into a huge Rod. Vinna comes upon you lying down with a big hard-on, but she just keeps focusing on herself. You decide that it’s time for Vinna to focus on your erection so you take away her phone and finally Ms. Reed is able to do what she does best – give your cock one of the most pleasurable experiences of your lifetime.
Don’t miss some of our previous favorite videogame-themed porn right here! And while we’re at it… let’s get a message to Nintendo. RELEASE THE TAPES! The Super Hornio Brothers tapes!
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