Sacrementum from Bare Maidens Movie Review

Much like the avid readers of historical romance novels featuring a buff, long-haired “Nobleman” on the cover who is searching for his one and only true love, there aren’t many people who haven’t been totally engrossed in the tale of the Starks, Lannisters, Tyrells, Targaryens, and many more families battling it out across the Seven Kingdoms to sit upon the Iron Throne. Don’t worry, I haven’t been watching lately, so no spoiler alerts in this post. Our modern culture has always had a thing for romanticizing the brutal past of human history – be it fact or fiction. The creative minds at Bare Maidens have decided to add an erotic twist of their own with this new and sometimes-hilarious feature film, Sacrementum. Instead of a love lost, the four vignettes in this film focus on the lust that ran rampant in Medieval times between a Lord and his favorite wench, the lady of the castle wooing and bedding her Tutor, assassins on a mission to please each other before offing their intended targets, and a warrior who makes two lovely new additions to his home that give as good as they get! The only iron these girls get is between their legs, and they love every minute of the pussy-pummeling they receive!

Sacrementum from Bare Maidens box cover

Scene One: Jay Taylor and Xander Corvus with Gia Steel and Anthony Rosano

Lord Corvus is the master of all he surveys. At the moment, his sights are set on the contours of his favorite cumly wench, Jay Taylor that he not only wants to peruse, but plunder as well. With her luscious tits, firm ass, long legs, and the cunt in between them, it’s no wonder she’s his favorite whore. Knowing her Lord is a busy man, she drops to her knees to take her master’s thick member into her mouth. He corrects her by showing he has no intention of rushing as he pounds her greedy quim in a myriad of positions that include him fucking her right there up against his desk. While Jay gets a pile-driven pussy-drilling there’s a mysterious gypsy, Gia Steel, making her way to the castle to deliver a missive that can not be ignored. Lord Corvus’ trusty second-in-command, Feebles, played by none other than Anthony Rosano tries his best to intercept Gia, knowing his Lord wouldn’t be happy with the unannounced interruption. Upon hearing Gia’s grave intel, Feebles is instructed to see his Lord in the morning while he tests her curious solution on himself. Noticing that his senses are heightened along with his virility, Corvus resumes the er… pressing matter at hand, which is of course to continue fucking the living daylights out of Jay! If our lusty Liege wasn’t insatiable when drilling Jay in piledriver and standing-doggy positions before taking the elixer, he’s downright voracious when he resumes his pussy-pummeling activities with his favorite cum-dumpster. Jay is roused from her orgasmic languor, dicked-down expeditiously in missionary style, and rewarded with a creampie for her devoted and salacious service to her lord and master before he promptly passes out in a spunk-depleted stupor.

Jay Taylor and Xander Corvus in Sacrementum from Bare Maidens
Jay Taylor and Xander Corvus in Sacrementum from Bare Maidens
Jay Taylor and Xander Corvus in Sacrementum from Bare Maidens
Jay Taylor and Xander Corvus in Sacrementum from Bare Maidens
Jay Taylor and Xander Corvus in Sacrementum from Bare Maidens

Scene Two: Anya Olsen and Eric John

With all the unrest in the city, Anya Olsen‘s father forbade her from ever stepping foot beyond the castle walls. The only knowledge she has of the world beyond those walls came from her wizened tutor, Ericks, played by none other than Eric John. There were a few things Anya liked about Ericks, including his knowledge of history, literature, geography, and his quirky looks, but she had a knowing all her own. Day after day, she could sense the yearning desire between them, so she finally gathered the courage to steal a kiss before teaching him a few things of her own. After lavishing her labia with oral attention, she returns the favor before her pussy is well-versed in the art of receiving a rigid rod! She proves what an astute student she is by taking over her lesson, bouncing up and down in cowgirl position before he regains control and bottoms out in her freshly used cunt with long, deep strokes by way of spooning. Judging by Anya’s progressively louder and longer moans it’s not hard to tell she’s a stellar pupil who doesn’t believe in stopping something she starts when she straddles her mentor’s throbbing fuck-stick to pop her pussy one more time! Once he announces that he’s about to blow his hot load, she brings him to climax by vigorously stroking his shaft until he loses his shit right in her petite and pervy little hands! Hmm, I wonder if that’s gonna be on a test later? If there is, there’s no doubt this star pupil will get bonus points for all the extra work she’s willing to put in.

Anya Olsen and Eric John in Sacrementum from Bare Maidens
Anya Olsen and Eric John in Sacrementum from Bare Maidens
Anya Olsen and Eric John in Sacrementum from Bare Maidens
Anya Olsen and Eric John in Sacrementum from Bare Maidens
Anya Olsen and Eric John in Sacrementum from Bare Maidens

Scene Three: Audrey Noir and Wrex Oliver

If this is supposed to be torture, lock me up, throw away the key, and let’s get this thing POPPIN’!!! Assassins are supposed to be some of the coldest, meanest, most merciless people walking the face of the earth. I would imagine they would have to be very knowledgeable about human anatomy to understand the quickest ways to take their intended targets down, but have you ever thought about how two assassins attracted to each other would use that knowledge to drive each other into a fucking frenzy?! The only target Wrex Oliver is worried about is Audrey Noir‘s sweet, warm body, and the juicy orifices she’s willing to offer up to him while in-between hits (pun intended). There’s not one word uttered between the dangerously deviant duo as they rip at each other’s clothing to get right down to business! They may have a special skill-set, but Audrey’s oral skills make Wrex’s bulbous head throb before he thrusts deep into her slicked canal to the hilt to pummel and pound away! Instead of a deadly dance, these two engage in a carnal battle to see who submits and surrenders themselves to a “Le petite mort” first in a most satisfying ending for them both. It can only be described as an EPIC fuck-session in the dungeons!!!

Audrey Noir and Wrex Oliver in Sacrementum from Bare Maidens
Audrey Noir and Wrex Oliver in Sacrementum from Bare Maidens
Audrey Noir and Wrex Oliver in Sacrementum from Bare Maidens
Audrey Noir and Wrex Oliver in Sacrementum from Bare Maidens
Audrey Noir and Wrex Oliver in Sacrementum from Bare Maidens

Scene Four: Jay Taylor, Miranda Miller and Evan Stone

Saying that Ancient and Medieval days were SO not the times for an independent woman would be the understatement of the century! If a woman wanted to survive those brutal times, she literally had to use what she had to get what she wanted, and to get what you wanted, you had to have a strong man to make sure she’s taken care of. Evan Stone is the warrior who has happened upon a drunk Miranda Miller and Jay Taylor in the woods and figured SOMEBODY should be taking care of these cumly wenches – why not himself? I mean “finders keepers” right? He promptly carries his new additions home to get warm by the fire. The language barrier keeps him from understanding that they were just passing through, but no such luck. After a few failed attempts at trying to get Evan to understand them fails, Jay says, “Fuck it!” and bares her perky breasts to the now shocked and silenced warrior. He doesn’t waste much time getting with the program though! Holding Jay’s tits in place for Miranda to suck, he grinds his massive cock in Jay’s gap before both girls drop to their knees to worship his proud, pulsating cock. I guess sex is a more universal language than music, which is evident by the way no one is left out of this kinky threesome. Evan channels his inner caveman as he watches Miranda lap at Jay’s pussy while he drills her from behind, his face is sat on while Jay rides him like a pony, and he strokes them both long and deep until he can’t help but to spew a hot load all over Jay’s belly! They may wear Evan out at some point, but I highly doubt these girls will EVER wear out their welcome with debauched antics like these on a continuous basis.





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