Since their inception, Pure Taboo have been a standard bearer for quality in the adult industry. I don’t need to tell you that not every porn movie out there is a winner (unless your idea of winning is just to see naked people doing stuff, which isn’t exactly a bad idea of winning), but Pure Taboo holds themselves to a higher expectation. Their “C” game tends to be better than another studio’s “A” game.
So when we get a new PT title, especially an exclusive, I tend to be the first in line to watch the hell out of it! Our latest Pure Taboo title is called The Luckiest Guy, but I maintain that actually I’m the luckiest guy, because I get to work for a company where I can review exclusive Pure Taboo titles. As per usual with PT movies, there is a B-side scene. This one is called Anal Doesn’t Count, and I’ll give you two guesses what that one’s about.
The Luckiest Guy (Part 1)
The movie opens with Liv Revamped and husband Donnie Rock dining out to celebrate their fifth anniversary. Their waiter is a cool and disaffected young man named Brayden (played by the cool and only-disaffected-when-he-wants-to-be Michael Vegas). While checking in on the couple, Brayden picks up on some not-so-subtle innuendo coming from the sultry Liv. Brayden asks whether the couple wants anything else, and Liv mouths the words “your dick” before licking erotically on her phallic-shaped food. She promptly excuses herself to the bathroom and asks Brayden to get her hubby another drink so he doesn’t miss her… and then motions for Brayden to follow her.
They get down to business promptly and passionately, and the waiter takes turns bending her over the bathroom counter or pinning her against the wall. As Liv moans and groans in ecstasy, her lover looks around warily and shushes her and puts his hand over her mouth. She asks if he is afraid of being caught by her husband, and he responds that he just doesn’t want to get fired. At one point, after several minutes of fucking, Donnie opens the door to check in on his wife, and the couple have to back cautiously into a bathroom stall (still connected at the genitals). They finish when Brayden cums inside of her, and Liv gets irate over him doing so without permission.
This part of The Luckiest Guy has all of the danger and spontaneity of a quickie bathroom tryst. Sure, they totally would have been caught in real life… but this is porn and we’re allowed to dream. And sure, Liv doesn’t do the best job selling her lines about being caught… but to be fair she is getting hammered like a demon possessed by Michael Vegas at the same time she’s trying to impact the story (and I have to admire the effort, considering I can’t put two words together intelligibly when I’m having sex).
The Luckiest Guy (Part 2)
Liv comes back to Donnie at the table and asks if he’s ready to go home. He remarks that Brayden never did bring him that next drink. Liv offers to make Donnie a drink at home, and leads him by the hand out of the restaurant tenderly. When they get back, we’re already in the bedroom, and they’re ready to consummate their love on their anniversary. The tone of this sex scene is completely different than the bathroom affair between Liv and Michael. This scene is tender and loving, and exactly how a vanilla couple would probably bone down after a romantic anniversary dinner.
Donnie feels around a spread Liv, and remarks on how wet she is… not realizing that a good amount of that juiciness is probably left over from their waiter. Liv wears an expression on her face that perfectly encapsulates the moment: humility, and love, and guilt, and speechlessness all rolled into one. This sex scene is tender and shows off Liv’s range as an actress and performer. It also allows for a better, in my opinion, appreciation of Liv’s incredible body. There is something about her that feels like a throwback to the classic porn stars of the 70s and 80s, minus the bush. And she has an incredible (top 50, easy) ass, that we get to admire bent over in doggy and in cowgirl.
The Luckiest Guy might not have the same gutpunch twist or intricate plot or high drama we’re used to in a Pure Taboo title, but what it lacks in dramatic “oomph,” it makes up for in eroticism.
Anal Doesn’t Count
This story begins with a prayer. Young, blonde schoolgirl Chloe Foster is kneeling and blessing like a good girl. Her last line of prayer, said with a guilty look on her face, resolves to keep her mind and her body pure. As soon as she leaves her house, she modifies her schoolgirl uniform to put her sexuality on display. She is harassed by a car passing by, but instead of shock, she challenges the guys to pull over and make good on their lust. No luck.
She wanders onto the property of rugged stud Kyle Mason while he’s watering his lawn. Initially he sees the young girl and tries to get her to leave, not wanting to buy whatever she’s selling (like Girl Scout cookies). She keeps slowly approaching him and finally turns around as if to heed his warnings and leave, but instead she lifts up her short skirt and bends a little to show off her gorgeous little asshole. She fingers it lustily, and Kyle is quick to realize that this must be his lucky day. We cut to Kyle and Chloe making out as they barge into his house. He tries to make introductory small talk, but the voracious Chloe is having none of it. As he is about to plunge his dick into her pussy, Chloe barks that she only does anal; explaining that her parents are old school and want her to stay a virgin. She then tells him to fuck her ass, as anal doesn’t count. And that’s exactly what he does.
They have anal sex for a long time, before Kyle asks if her mouth counts. Thankfully it doesn’t, and Chloe goes back and forth between slobbering on his dick and taking it up the ass. Chloe cums multiple times over the course of the scene before they finally move over to a bed and Kyle pulls out to cum all over her. Chloe’s moans and squeals are awesome, her voice breaking and quivering as she gets plowed.
The scene does go on for a little too long considering there is only anal and oral going on… but that is a minor complaint in an otherwise solid scene from director Craven Morehead.
All in all, this is a very solid double-bill. Between the three sex scenes, there is plenty of action for whatever it is you’re in the mood for. Be sure to check it out, and get converted to the church of Pure Taboo like your old pal, Jeffton.
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