We are back with this month’s Performer Roundup! After a really sweet entry with our Favorite Fan Interactions two-parter, we decided to lighten things up. It is a dream for many to be involved in an orgy… but that is something that seems much more easily accessible by performers in the adult industry.
But the thing about being a performer in adult is you don’t get to choose who you have an orgy with. Even if the performer doubles as the casting director or director for the orgy, there are still plenty of people that are off-limits. Porn stars have crushes on mainstream personalities and celebrities just like the rest of us. Or maybe they have crushes on people that are long since passed. Perhaps they want to make it with a fictional character like John Wick or Lara Croft. Heck, some people have straight-up crushes on animated characters or fictional creatures. It could also just be as simple as a performer wanting to work with another current performer they haven’t had the opportunity to sex up just yet. We’re not really in charge of who would be in our dream orgy; the brain seems to come up with the roster independent of us in many ways. But what is HotMovies here for if not for wish-fulfillment (and getting off)? We asked performers to cast their dream orgy for us. Some of their answers might amuse, or even shock you! Enjoy!
[DISCLAIMER: Several performers were afraid that they would get angry tweets from other performers who got left out of their list. If you’re about to tweet to someone in this article about not being included, please don’t. They still love you.]Lisey Sweet
The cast of Archer. lol
Luna Rival
[To clarify, Luna says the 22 year old Toxic version of Britney].Lucifer Morningstar and Mazikeen, Quentin Tarantino, Ariana Grande, Ivanka Trump, Johnny Depp, Jessica Rabbit, Amy Winehouse, and Britney Spears.
Jimmy Broadway
Okay, this was a tough one, because there were so many ways that you can go with it. I decided to go with what I know, so starting with some of the amazing ladies I’ve been blessed to work with this year, either as a performer, a director, or a cameraman. They are all different, but the one thing they have in common is their no-holds-barred sexuality: Alex More, Alura Jenson, Aubrey Kate, Charlotte Sartre, Julia Ann (OK, I haven’t worked with Julia yet, but I really want to because she is just such an amazing human), Karla Lane, Kate Kennedy, Kiki D’Aire, Kira Noir, and Natalie Mars.
Next we need some guys… guys who are sexually flexible and open to just about anything. Me, Lance Hart, Mickey Mod, and Will Tile.
Finally, you said anyone, living or dead… so, since we need two more cocks, I’m going to throw in two historical dudes who really know how to get freaky: Benjamin Franklin and Caligula.
Lance Hart
My wife Charlotte [Sartre], Wolf Hudson, Casey Kisses, Kylie Kisses, Tom Waits, Weird Al, this Winghouse waitress, the leggings haul try-on lady, King Noire, Natalie Portman, Bailey Jay, Bradley Cooper, Will Smith, Pierce Paris, Draven Navarro, Casey Calvert, Texas Patti and her husband… That’s a good start 🙂
Violet Starr
My dream orgy would be with Cleopatra, Casanova, the legendary Don Juan, and Marilyn Monroe. How interesting would it be to see our worlds greatest seducers in action?!
Leya Falcon
[Of Kawhi’s legendarily big hands, Leya says, “He could totally fist me!”]Kawhi Leonard, Eazy E (before AIDS), 90s Jenna Jameson, Kimora Lee Simmons, Trina, 90s Lil’ Kim
Katy Jayne
Ooooh! Basically the entire cast of Magic Mike plus Zac Efron!
Charlotte Sartre
Okay, I would pick my husband [Lance Hart], Mads Mikkelsen, Till Lindemann [the singer from Rammstein], Natalie Mars, Tom Hardy, Cillian Murphy, Alex Coal, 20th-century painter Otto Dix (deceased), famed German fetishist Veronica Moser (not into the bathroom stuff, but I like her enthusiasm), Danny DeVito, and OJ Simpson (he would slay it!)
Norah Nova
I’d like to be fucked by Ryan Reynolds, Dwayne Johnson, and Robert Downey Jr. Much less an orgy than me being plowed by sexy millionaires.
Brock Doom
An orgy of cosmic proportions would be the way to go for me. I would travel back in time like Bill and Ted did, and I would bring back some historical figures to get down with. I think Helen of Troy, Queen Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, Josephine Baker, Sophia Loren, and all of the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders (from the beginning until now) would be among the fantastic female performers in my dream orgy. I would probably also bring Hunter S. Thompson and Sammy Davis Jr. into the mix just to help bring some humor and additional man power for the orgy. Now, this would be a serious party. Can somebody please help me make this happen?! All we need is a time machine and a grand ballroom.
Billy Boston
Baywatch era Pam Anderson, Skylar Snow, Abella Danger, Madelyn Monroe, Tippahhh Gore (for parental-advisory reasons), and Jenna Jameson.
Courtney Trouble
OMG! The Spice Girls!!!
Cyrus King
The only male talent would be me of course. LOL. Brooke Beretta + Nicolette Shea + Kenzie Taylor + Brooklyn Chase + Lela Star + Nikki Delano + Luna Star
Sofie Marie
Channing Tatum, Paul Walker, George Clooney, Bradley Cooper, David Beckham, Carrie Underwood, Supergirl, Aria Crescendo, Heidi Klum, Beyonce, J.Lo
Mistress Dee Severe
Hmmmm… Kissa Sins and Katrina Jade; always wanted to work with them. Marcelo and Alex More ’cause mine would be a kinky orgy and they’re pain sluts. Cybill Troy and Aiden Starr to top them. Isiah Maxwell, Pierce Paris, and Lance Hart ’cause they’re gorgeous. My favorite Charlottes: Sartre and Cross. Kira Noir. Whitney Wright. And my new fave, Victoria Voxxx.
Kimber Haven
Me and four lucky souls:
Carmen Electra, because she has always oozed sex appeal. She is famous for being sexy; you gotta be hot and sexual for getting famous just because you’re so sexy. Plus, shes still über-bangable, so I don’t even have to say Carmen in her prime, because I would be all over that now.
Jason Momoa, because he embodies my type when it comes to men… big, burly, and manly. And I love the long hair… he’s just all kinds of sexy. Plus standing at 6’5″ he’s one of the few guys out there taller than me lol
Shane Diesel for obvious fucking reasons… lol. However, I don’t think he shoots with gals like me. If he does and reads this… call me!
J.Lo. Jennifer Lopez. Can’t stand her as a person. I dislike her, but damn she hits my buttons. I love Hispanic women, and she’s so sexy. I would have her in the orgy just because she would be the perfect hate-fuck. Can’t stand her but still wanna bang her lol
And last but not least, Tom Hiddleson… for no other reason than to say I fucked Loki. Blam!
Isiah Maxwell
[Isiah included an emoji of a fork and knife right after that line, but emojis don’t show up right in our articles. When I told him that sounded like Noah’s Fucking Ark, he said “True story! The storm would make a great aphrodisiac.”]My ideal orgy is a pair from every race in one room getting it on. It’ll be a buffet of orgasm.
Sara St. Clair
Kurt Cobain is at the top of the list. Tommy Lee minus the Hep C. Rory McIlroy. Pastor Tim who taught Bible school when I was a kid. Vin Diesel (celeb crush). Oh, and Joel Osteen to eat all the cum out of my pussy.
Jay Smooth
Dream-orgy female performers would be: Tawny Roberts, Sophie Sweet, Kimmy Granger, Skin Diamond, and Zeina Heart.
Indiana Bones
My dream-orgy cast would be Marilyn Monroe, Kendra Lust, Katrina Jade, and Salma Hayek. A true dream-team if there ever was one. Marilyn is so iconic I just felt like she had to be in it. I’ve known Kendra for a long time and she never ceases to amaze me. Katrina and I have known each other for awhile as well, and we have worked together briefly, but I would really like the chance to work with her more. Lastly, I’ve had a thing for Salma since I was young, so I had to put her on the list as well.
Sonia Harcourt
Ooooh okay… Michelle Pfieffer as Catwoman, Mark Hamill, Sigourney Weaver as Ripley, Indiana Jones, Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool, Selma Hayek, Felicia Day, Nicole Byer, John Roberts [voice of Linda Belcher in Bobs Burgers], Patrick Swayze as Johnny Utah, the vampire Armand from the Anne Rice novels, Aristotle, and Daniel Craig as James Bond.
Kingsley
My dream orgy would be a bacchanalian feast for the ages. I would invite the Xenomorph from Alien, Bram Stoker’s Dracula, Nosferatu, Rocco Siffredi, Aaliyah, Pennywise the Dancing Clown, Eric Northman from True Blood (the show, not the books), and my best friend from high school who will remain nameless.
Mischievous Kitty
George Clooney – because duh
The Rock – because abs, and he seems like he’d know how to rock my world
Mark Wahlburg – because he was and always will be my celebrity crush
Kylie Jenner – because she’s hot and those lips! Drool
Olivia Pope (from the TV show Scandal) – I love the character, and think after all the stress of her job she knows how to release some tension
Lois Griffin – because duh
Texas Patti
Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Rob Piper, Steve Holmes, and Patrick, my husband
Missy Martinez
[Missy clarified later that she means Live Aid-era Mercury.]Mila Kunis, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Ryan Gosling… while Freddy Mercury films it while jerking off.
Lotus Lain
I’d choose Belladonna, Felecia, Sandra Romain, Lacey Duvalle, Roxy Reynolds, and no dudes!
Serene Siren
I’d say Penelope Cruz, Scarlett Johansson, Beyoncé, Christina Aguilera, and Your Mom 😉
Laz Fyre
My dream orgy would be filled with beautiful, huge booties! They would each taking turns twerking on my dick ’til I ascended to Nirvana in the form of a diamond-crusted Faberge Hitachi wand. The cast would include: Mandy Muse (of course, because everyone loves Mandy), Bailey Brooke, Daphne from Scooby Doo, Gia Paige, Samus from Metroid, Kenzie Madison, Captain Marvel, Haley Paige (RIP), Cherie DeVille, Valentina Jewels, Seven of Nine from Star Trek, the band L7, and of course, Ella Hughes.
Large Marge from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure would direct and Plastic Man would run camera. The other male talent that could perhaps be invited to attend this orgy would be Special Agent Dale Cooper, George Carlin, David Bowie, and Freddie Mercury (I know, I know, we’ll figure it out).
In the background, I would have Herschel Savage playing chess with Gandhi.
Music would be performed by the little blue worm from Labyrinth and the chain-smoking worms from MIB.
That’s about it. Thanks for the chance to imagine great things.
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