Hi-ho. Jeffton Banks here, with the next installment of The ABCs of HotMovies. We are moving on to the letter “B.” All kinds of wonderful words and vistas open up to us with the letter “B.” Not to sound too much like a Muppet here, but “B” words are aplenty in porn: boobs, butts, breasts, blow, black, blonde, bikini, babes, bang, babysitter, backdoor, bukkake, bi, big, booty, bondage, and on and on. In fact, it might be the porniest letter in the alphabet!
Need a refresher on what I’m doing here with our letters? The premise is simple. We have waaaaaaaayyyyy too many movies for any one person to go through in their lives. It’s easy to forget what kinds of awesome stuff we have. Maybe the performer of your dreams no longer works, and so she no longer shows up on our front page. Maybe there’s a studio that just doesn’t get a ton of love on the Spotlight for one reason or another. Maybe you love a director, but don’t know their name so you just don’t know how to find their other work.
So, in our infinite (porn) generosity, we are pointing to some special stuff so you can set your sights on it. The term “ABCs” rhymes with “HotMovies,” so bam: there’s the gimmick! I have dug up the following Bs for you: studio, current (at the time of writing this) performer, past performer, series, and director. Get your old sock or your toy handy, and come to the letter “B!”
Studio – BadDaddyPOV
Barrett Blade is a name or a face or a cock you’ve come across if you’ve been watching porn for any period of time at all. The man, known for his O.C. rocker look, is an old hand in the skin game, having performed in over 400 scenes and directed over 150 titles. He is the brain and camera (and dong) behind BadDaddyPOV. The concept is pretty simple: taboo titles with fairly simple set-ups done in a POV style with Barrett himself playing the lucky stepdaddy. Provided you’re down with taboo content, every title is solid. Barrett casts gorgeous women who can act, and often those that can act deceptively naive or innocent.
To give a good idea of the studio (though truthfully there isn’t a bad entry point), I went with Daddy Please 4. Specifically, I wanted to bring attention to the scene featuring Alison Rey. While she is amazing in everything she does, she does cute and innocent exceptionally well (she’s made it something of a specialty). She gets Barrett to lay down on her mom’s new massage table to play massage. When she notices a growing bulge, her curiosity gets the better of her.
And I also wanted to highlight a bit of an outlier in the studio’s offerings: Jerk Off Instructions. JOI is a fascinating and awesome little niche. If you’re not familiar with it, this might not be a bad place to start. Every scene (and there are tons in this movie) is good, so for the photo I just picked Harmony Wonder, because I’m sweet on her (and really, how could anyone not be).
Performer – Brittney White
Look up “perfection” in the dictionary and you’re liable to find a picture of Brittney White sitting next to the definition. She has a beautiful face and a slim and slender physique with flawless skin. She has an amazing ass. And I’m not a boob guy by any means, but her breasts are clearly her shining physical feature, and they might be the best natural big breasts in porn. Her spit and drool game when giving head is among the best I’ve ever seen. Oh, and she’s flexible as all get-out.
With a woman as stunning as her, every scene will be at least a B-grade (get it? B?). But I needed photos to go with the article, and I needed some scenes to recommend… so I finally came down to my two favorites. In Petite Black Vol. 2, a scantily-clad Brittney goes through a delightful-to-watch workout at a public park (and all the while her trainer’s dick is all over her). She suggests they go back to her place so she can see his dick outside of his workout clothes, and we’re soon in a nice white porn living room. She keeps on her knee-high striped socks and white sneakers and is oiled up all shiny (I doubt oil will ever look better than it does here), and we are treated to a really damn good scene.
In Black Lust 4, Brittney comes face-to-face with J-Mac… so you just know it’s going to be good! The tease is over ten minutes long! But Brittney makes the time fly as she moves around and plays with her red micro bikini (you will never wish you were a small piece of red fabric more). There’s a good amount of titty-fucking, which with a rack like Brittney it’s kind of an essential part of a scene. She gets bent every which way by J-Mac, and it crescendos with a hot pop where she flicks her tongue seductively and proceeds to slap her tits with his cock.
Past Performer – Bella Rey (aka Miley Ann)
Jesus, what I wouldn’t give for more than 40-something scenes of Bella Rey. Speaking of perfect bodies, Bella (who was also known as Miley Ann for a good chunk of her short career) was perfectly tanned, had incredible tits, and had (for my money) a top-five all-time ass. She was also gifted with a bubbly and fun teasing personality, and a gorgeous voice (and squeal). And I didn’t know I’d be into it, but she has great little back dimples as well.
Again, it was hard to pick just a couple favorite scenes. My favorite scene of hers, though, is in Don’t Let Daddy Know 8 from Red Light District. The set-up is her parents insisted on a trainer coming to her house to work her out. She has other things on her mind, though, and pretty quickly convinces her trainer to work her pussy out instead (after showing off her ability to do the splits).
The next scene I wanted to point out is in The Naughty Cheerleaders Club Volume 2. Bella plays a cheerleader (I’m pretty sure that she really was a cheerleader in school) who got hurt doing exercises. Luckily, Dr. Gonz is here to help. After helping her out (and having her tease us by spreading her legs in her cute cheerleader outfit), they get down to business on the examination table. The cheerleaders never looked this good in my school, but that’s the beauty of porn, isn’t it? She keeps her outfit on the entire time, and the scene really is a sight to behold.
Series – Beauty 4K
Coming from the studio TeenMegaWorld, Beauty 4K is exactly what it sounds like. The series features the most gorgeous young women of Europe in a reality pick-up type series where the Czech cameraman recruits under the pretense of modeling. All of this is done in razor sharp 4K resolution! In Beauty 4K Volume 8, the standout scene features the nubile redheaded looker Tyna, who doesn’t speak a lick of English. It doesn’t take long for her to flash the camera outdoors and give a little public head. They go back to the cameraman’s place, and her tiny body and adorable miniature breasts go on full display. The entire time she seems a little shy and apprehensive, and it seems to suit her really well.
In Beauty 4K Volume 10, Jessica Bell (seriously one of the prettiest girls I’ve ever seen) is picked up at an outdoor market in Prague. It is freezing out, but she is wearing short shorts and a little denim shirt under her big, puffy jacket. She is asked to do a model walk and take off her jacket to show off her body. She is then taken back to a flat and paired up with a giant muscly dude for some seriously hot action, and a heaping dose of anal. At the time of writing this, this is her only scene on our site… and I can only hope that there will be more. But what Beauty 4K does is scope out talent that you might not see in more than a handful of places. And for that, I’m grateful.
Director – Bruce Seven
Bruce Seven is a hugely influential character in the history of porn. He was, if you look at the web address on the link to his page, one of the first 100 directors added to our site. He got his start filming for Bizarre after working on his own (did you know Bizarre is celebrating its 40th anniversary right now?). His work with Bizarre can be found in our Bizarre Video Classics studio page. Much of his work focused on either BDSM or lesbian activity. In the early days, he featured his wife Bionca pretty regularly.
Bruce co-founded Lipstik Video with Buttman himself, John Stagliano in the early 80s. Bruce later went on to form his own company which is completely worth checking out, Bruce 7 Productions. He also went on to collaborate with John some more after the founding of Evil Angel, directing some for the legendary empire. But if you want an indisputable classic, I recommend Aerobisex Girls from 1983. It is in the [XRCO Hall Of Fame]( with good reason!
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