There is some very long porn out there, longer than the entire Lord of the Rings film trilogy, I’m sure of it. As a reviewer and writer, I kind of wish porn scenes to be shorter in length being how time isn’t a luxury anymore. But if you’re a gooner, and not a writer with deadlines, then time is on your side and the longer the porno the better. What is a “gooner” you might ask? I can tell you myself as I’ve come in contact with many on social media. Aside from the hilarious gooner memes, it can be considered an actual discipline of porn fandom.
A gooner is someone that tries to watch porn as much as possible for long periods of time. The practice includes masturbating for as long as possible, causing one to “edge” in these sessions (edging is the act of delaying an orgasm to masturbate longer). The gooner lifestyle embraces the nonstop flow of pornography and submitting to it. It is a natural process, being the sheer abundance of porn available to watch, so why not binge-watch it? Every day porn is released to the masses, urging them to dip into the flow of content to crank one out to. This is the era of XXX excess as it is celebrated by a culture of fans that shamelessly binge-watch porn as much as possible. Why wouldn’t they with that much content available? It is the most effective way to consume all the porn that is at reach. Within the confines of gooning, time itself is the only limit to how much porn you can watch. If people binge-watch Netflix shows and sports, why can’t you do the same with porn? Unlike other addictions, you can’t overdose on porn, so watch as much of it as possible!
Porn never stops and neither does the gooner. So let’s dig around the famed HotMovies archives to find some of the longest-running porn to watch and stream. This guide will help the inner gooner in us all. Clear your schedules and hold off cumming for as long as possible! It’ll be a long ride once you finally do get your masturbation marathon started. On your mark, get set, GOON!
Gooner Memes:
Gooners are a subculture within a subculture but can be likened to being submissive to the power of porn—embracing the addiction of porn and succumbing to it the same way a sub would to a Dom. There are even memes that represent this floating out there in the gooner-verse.
Collected Compilations:
With the seemingly endless amount of porn to watch, there are always compilations readily available on DVD or to stream here on HotMovies. A large amount of them collect classic scenes from years ago, or the common practice with most studios is mixing older scenes with newer ones. The length of these collections can tally multiple hours—perfect for a gooning session that can double as a porn history lesson if you run across some classics.
Some of these massive collections are fetish-based, like the famed cumshot compilations from days of yore. The nut-busting loops splice climaxing sequences from multiple features. They get right to the point, with the curtailed versions of the scenes simply reduced to a few minutes of fucking, then right to the pop. The power is in the pop for the Pop Shots series. It is ideal for these gooning practices to stick to what you know. You don’t have to worry about any filler to get in the way of edging until you are ready to release your own load along with the meat cannons on screen.
The Swallowed Series:
Just like the fetish compilations, this is a refinement of a fetish film packed to the brim. Mike Adriano is known for that type of fan-friendly approach and naturally, gooners are welcome to his double-disc extravaganzas. With the Swallowed series, you get premier scenes from the industry’s hottest girls, and in my opinion a great example of a studio that releases stacks upon stacks of content to keep up with consumer demand. Even though Swallowed is just a blowjob/oral series, they are sloppy enough to keep fans drinking from the rivers of plenty that trickles down the slopes of Adriano’s porn mountain.
The 24th volume carries over five hours! In this particular film, you’ll see familiar faces like Britney Amber paired with Kenzie Taylor in one scene. Other clips contain a trio of scorching tarts like Amethyst Banks, Amilia Onyx, and Ember Stone for a loaded three-on-one against Mike’s cock.
Series with Long Scenes:
The longer the scene, the better for edging yourself. There are certain gonzo studios that have scenes that are an hour or longer. One of the best examples is a BAM Visions movie called Anal Players 4. In this fourth volume, expect to see four separate scenes with anal all-stars like Vicki Chase and Kendra Spade hitting the 60-minute mark or more. The other scenes contain more shining anal light with a chance to check out the beaming Audrey Noir and Liv Revamped. These are truly players in the anal game gathered here for a butt-fuck film that has Mick Blue doing rectum reamings, with Maestro Claudio holding the camera during these hour-long anal operations.
Long-Running Series:
It is commonplace to see a series to hit the double digits in volume length, but there are even famed franchises that have reached triple digits. Both the Barely Legal and Women Seeking Women series have reached the hundredth mark in volume releases. This cements the fact that these are plentiful porn series to bop one out to. Pick any number in the series to see newbies like Lana Sharapova in the 171st volume entitled Last Days of Summer, which also has fresh tart Lily Glee in it. Women Seeking Women Vol. 171 contains an all-star lineup with Reagan Foxx and Cherie DeVille mixed with newer faces like Victoria Voxxx and Lacy Lennon for an iconic gooning session to be had.
Porn Collections (Streaming and Physical):
The age-old debate of owning the physical format or streaming the media can be finally solved by accepting everybody’s matter of preference. Some people want to stream, while others welcome the messy affair of having a bunch of DVDs lying around everywhere. Looking for the right scene at the right moment may also be a tad bit troublesome when you’re getting set for a gooning session. Thankfully here at HotMovies, massive archives are readily available at your fingertips. All of those scenes mentioned above and even more can be refined to any taste at any given time. Quench your porn thirst at the fountains of streaming content instead of toiling through piles of DVDs. HotMovies is happy to extend or enhance anyone’s already-large porn collection with over a million clips at your fingertips. And with the new Clip Search Feature that I wrote about it is even easier on the gooner lifestyle to submit to.
The gooning culture is more than a meme or a newer term to look up. These are actual fans that spend their time with their favorite hobby and activity: jerking off to porn. It happens to be that they are more efficient than most porn fans when it comes time to show love. They watch the most porn while also having legitimate supporters of the industry in their ranks. They are just more open about it than most people, with the end result being a movement that celebrates slapping the beef at all costs. They are also welcome with wide-open arms to indulge in our massive archive here at HotMovies!
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