Writers' Roundup: Worst Decisions We've Seen in Porn

There are a lot of bad decisions that can be made when it comes to sex, so it’s no surprise that porn can eroticize heat-of-the-moment encounters that may not be the most wise decisions in the light of day. Our latest VOD exclusive, Mom’s Bad Decisions 3, highlights the moral and ethical quandaries of being a hot and horny MILF bored alone at home. The HotMovies staff writers have seen their fair share of similar bad decisions play out in the hundreds of thousands of videos we have on the site, so it’s safe to say we had a few in mind to choose from. Here are our picks for some of the “worst” decisions we’ve seen turn into a scorching-hot sex scene for your entertainment!

Mom's Bad Decisions 3 from Karups

Bridget: Taboo

Taboo (1980)

There’s countless examples of ill-advised fantasies on HotMovies, but I believe one of the most classic examples comes to us from the 1980 classic, Taboo. When mother-son duo Kay Parker and Michael Morrison reach the climax of the plot—figuratively and literally—it’s by all accounts one of the hottest scenes in adult film history. However, we’d be lying to ourselves if we didn’t also recognize that of course, a mother-son relationship is wrong on so many levels. Taboo set the precedent for depicting fictionalized familial relations in porn, and 40 years later we still see this trend dominate top-rated titles in the adult industry.

Kiesha: Revenge Fucks

Revenge Fucks from Reality Junkies

Reality Junkies is one of my all-time favorite studios because they have a knack for producing porn that is more relatable to everyday people’s situations. No matter how messy or unfortunate, it seems that all vaginas are vindicated when penile perps have done them wrong. In the second scene, a lonely housewife’s worst fears become reality. Instead of getting mad… she gets fucked to get even. The worst mistake Vic made was cheating on his sweet housewife, Sarah Vandella. She ultimately shows him that a stroll through hell is preferable to a scorned woman’s wrath by fucking his best friend Isiah Maxwell—while Vic watches! It’s like a switch has been flicked, and the sweet, poor, neglected, and sexually frustrated housewife morphs almost instantly into an insatiable sex kitten right before his eyes… and he can’t say or do a damn thing to stop it. Before he knows it she’s getting her cock sock filled in EVERY conceivable position with a massive BBC while he looks on with a defeated countenance just before her big tits are creamed in cum.

Authentic Lesbian: Eye for an Eye

Eye for an Eye from Pure Taboo

Vanna Bardot‘s decision to betray her BFF Kristen Scott by sharing one of her deepest secrets was the worst decision she’s ever made, and she doesn’t even know it… yet. Pure Taboo is always good for a mindfuck and Eye For An Eye will definitely make you question how far angry teenage girls will go when wronged. Revenge sex has never looked so good!

Stoney Rubble: The Nerd’s Revenge

The Nerd's Revenge from Pure Taboo

Pure Taboo knows how to make bad decisions sexy. The Nerd’s Revenge features not just one terrible decision, but two for one, and there are consequences that come with that orgasm! Xander Corvus and Seth Gamble play two dude-bros who decide to bully Kristen Scott with some water balloons, and both are stupid-horny enough to accept her invitation for an impromptu threeway in a secluded location devoid of witnesses. Kristen eagerly embraces both their cocks, but she hasn’t quite embraced forgiveness! Double penetration has never been so emotionally devastating. Read our review for The Nerd’s Revenge here!

Jeffton Banks: The Suckers

The Suckers from Vinegar Syndrome

So this might be a little bit heavy, but Jeffton is a little bit heavy. When I think of “worst decisions,” I think of the sorts of decisions that could get you offed. I mean, what could be worse than goofing to the point you’re forced to take a dirt nap, right? So in the spirit of the absolute worst decisions I propose the unearthed sexploitation gem released by the evil geniuses at Vinegar Syndrome, The Suckers.

The Suckers is a riff on “The Most Dangerous Game”… but with fucking! It’s rich people hunting models! So if you’re in the mood for some good, archetypal suspense/horror storytelling and gorgeous 1970s women getting naked and nasty, look no further than The Suckers.

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