Jeffton Banks: Karl’s World 9
Jeffton here. I’ve got the (usually) enviable task of going through the New Releases that go up on the site day after day. That said, Scarlet M. Divine and I are probably the best-equipped people in the world to tell you what’s worth looking at. For my first Editor’s Pick, I’m going with Karl’s World 9. I hadn’t, until this one, had the pleasure of watching a Karl Tough Love movie (the meathead persona of Charles Dera). But I am all about KTL now. Think of it like Duke Nukem with the best ‘stache this side of Tom Selleck in a legitimately funny scenario that leads to good, slightly rough (but not too rough), hardcore fucking. In the first scene (where I actually laughed), he shows up in a Speedo and with a cigar to teach Sofi Ryan yoga. He then fucks his way (after bleeding out) from limbo into Hell… and then fucks the devil (played by an ungodly hot Andreina Dlux) to get back on Earth (where it turns out he was just tripping balls huffing paint). And let me just finish by saying Cecilia Lion might well be the hottest woman on the planet.
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Scarlet M. Divine: Mistress Maitland
It’s thirsty Thursday, folks, and I’ve got just the thing to whet your appetite! In my experience, good sex is not logical: it’s primal (maybe even a little scary). It’s the hot breath that feathers across your neck that tantalizes you enough to stay, even when you should go home. It’s submitting your will to someone, in order to gain the ultimate power. Mistress Maitland shows us both sides of this titillating game–the power derived from dominating a willing wanton, and the power they possess by submitting totally. Maitland Ward is terrifyingly seductive as she and her onscreen husband (Markus Dupree) taunt one another with salacious encounters, demanding total obedience from their playthings. Naomi Swann, Izzy Lush, Gabbie Carter, and Riley Reid show you just how delicious submission can be. And it’s all wrapped up nicely in the end as Mistress Maidland demands Pressure fuck her after a group therapy session– her conquest caught on film and gifted to her husband for his viewing pleasure. What a dangerously delicious game they’re playing!
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