Scarlet M. Divine: Perfectly Natural 22
I don’t know about you guys, but I love natural breasts. Teeny-tiny or large-and-in-charge, if they’re all natural, I’m all for it! Perfectly Natural 22 features four lovely ladies that have chosen to flaunt what their mamas gave ‘em, and I’m digging it! No silicone for these girls! Alina Lopez, Anissa Kate, Sybil A., and Gianna Dior showcase their natural delights in the newest addition to the Perfectly Natural series from Porn Pros. Alina and Gianna start their scenes right by flicking the bean and getting those eager pink holes nice and wet. Their perfectly perky tatas bounce through the scene in the most adorable fashion! Sexy and romantic, French beauty Anissa’s scene is sure to please. Clad in lacy white lingerie, her big natural breasts fighting to get free; she’s a stunning sight to behold.
Lastly, and my personal favorite in the film, Sybil A. does a very slow, very sexy strip-tease to jumpstart her scene. Stripped down to her little white panties, she straddles lucky stud Charlie Dean and grinds on his dick as he cups her perfect breasts and sucks her pretty pink nipples. The sex is slow and sensual, with some great POV shots of Sybil slowly bouncing up and down on Charlie’s cock. And it ends in the best way possible: a very hot, very juicy creampie! I don’t know about you guys, but I love seeing that sweet, sweet man cream dripping out of a freshly fucked hole. Now that’s romance!
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Jeffton Banks: The Return Of Captain Stabbin
This was just too good to pass up and I’m worried it might sneak by the average HotMovies fan. Once upon a time, there was a series from Reality Kings called Captain Stabbin’. Think Bang Bus or MILF Hunter, or one of those other absurd-ish concept reality-porn series… but on a boat! It was, in ole Jeffton’s mind, sorta the height of Miami porn absurdity. So imagine my surprise to see the franchise resurrected… but not just as the original, but as an ongoing plot-based comedy.
The series stars Charlie Comet (who is an absolute delight of a person and can conservatively be called a real-life character), Connor Coxxx (the straight man), and Russell Grand (who you might recognize from JerkyGirls or Desperate Pleasures) as a trio of good-for-nothing slackers intent on revitalizing the Captain Stabbin brand as a way of breaking into mainstream porn (very meta, right?). It has all the hallmarks and vibes of a raunchy and not-quite-PC sex comedy from the 70s or 80s… but with real-deal fucking and amazing big-tittied porn stars like Alexis Fawx and Missy Martinez. And if that’s not enough of a sales job… how about the fact that our introduction to Charlie is him, in a sea captain’s hat, cartoonishly jerking off and proclaiming, “Jiminy Jillickers!” as his cum battlecry before splattering his own face? Any Simpsons reference, especially to Fallout Boy, is an instant win in my book.
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