What does it mean to be a cuckold? Cuckolding is a kink in which a person becomes aroused by their partner fucking someone else. It’s closely tied to humiliation, domination, and submission. Let’s chew over ten signs that may mean you would fit comfortably in the role of a cuckold. By no means is this a scientific, peer-reviewed study, so Netflix and chill please. I am not a doctor. I don’t even play one on TV (but I do own a TV).
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1 – The Thought of Your Partner with Someone Else Excites You
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but for the blossoming cuckold, curiosity can be the gateway drug to wonderful, new kinks. Being excited about the idea of your partner with another alone doesn’t necessarily make you a successful cuckold (see the definition for hotwife), but it’s a start. Next question for the beginner beta should be: where exactly you fit into this extramarital hypothetical? Do you have a biological response to the thought of your partner cheating on you in front of you? You filthy cuck….
2 – You Were a Babysitter as a Teenager
Maybe you were a very responsible young person in your community and people trusted you. People have always put too much emphasis on enjoying the weekend, and it’s not that you don’t have plans, but you need the cash. And so what if you went to the prom with your cousin? If you were this type of neighborhood helper, cuckolding might be for you. Why wouldn’t you want to unquestionably serve the needs of the MILF-next-door? You little beta bitch….
3 – You Find Yourself Drawn to Strong, Assertive Partners
Simply being the quiet one in your relationship isn’t hard evidence of cuck life, but examine your patterns. Are all of your partners dominant—sexually or otherwise? If you always swipe right on the toughest cookies in the jar, you might have a type. If your type is the type-A personality, you may be on you way to living that cuck life. If not, why not give an assertive partner a try? Ball-busters are IN…
4 – Size Matters
Is your moose-knuckle game lacking? Are you a victim of foreshortening, a plague that has decimated the male ego since we first started gazing down at our penises back in the sixties? Foreshortening makes your prick appear smaller than it looks to another observer. Now, penises in every size and shape play their part in the bedroom, but reality should never stand in the way of judging yourself. If you have an obsession with the thought of a gargantuan cock smashing your partner’s pussy (and your self-worth) to pieces, you and your partner might benefit from having a third in the bedroom to show you what a real prick can do!
5 – Fantasy Sports
You know wresting isn’t real, but you watch it for the “stunts.” Wrestling, fantasy football, fantasy baseball… if you like to mix your fantasy and sports, that might just translate into cuckold in the bedroom. And that’s fine. Let that thought settle with you a bit before you get defensive. Nothing wrong with embracing cuckolding as a kink, and at least you’re not one of those REAL nerds.
6 – You Endorse Sperm-Competition Theory
Cumming harder, longer, and better for our cucks with a penis, sperm-competition theory is a belief in the urge that drives a husband to watch his partner with another. It induces a physical response in the cuckold that makes them ejaculate more semen, with an even more vigorous orgasm. If longer, harder, and better is your bag, you might want to give cuckolding a try, you worthless, disappointing piece of crap…
7 – “May I?” as Opposed to “Can I?”
You’re no polyglot, but you’re polite. You’re no grammar pedantic, but you’re cultivated and polished, and you want to show your partner that you really don’t mind not only asking for permission, but asking in the grammatically correct way. Were you bullied in school? I don’t know, I wasn’t there, but you might just be a cuckold…
8 – Cuckold Porn. You Love It.
Watch what you want. Fantasy and reality can be—and often are—exclusive from each other, and this includes what type of adult entertainment you consume. If you find yourself hitting the good ole’ cuckold xxx in your Google searches, your tiny little cuckold seed may be ready to germinate into a pathetic little pussy willow… who loves to get cucked!
9 – You Adore Open-Toed Sandals
So, you just have to wear sandals: open-toed. Perhaps you even iron your jeans. Renowned cuckologists in the socialist utopias of Switzburg and Norwegia were incredibly bored during the first lockdown last year, so they began to observe the connections between footwear and sexual kinks. Studies have not yet been leer-reviewed, but they have been finding connections between a husband’s open-toed sandals and behavior in the bedroom, such as sexual humiliation with a partner. Cuckologists are finding more connections every day. Dumb cucks….
10 – You Enjoyed the Last Season of Game of Thrones
Evidence is still anecdotal, but if you believe Dany kind of forgot about the Iron Fleet, you should try that cuck life out. Game of Thrones Season 8 was a marvel in production design, acting, costuming, and betrayal of your audience. We were all CUCKED as loyal viewers, and that bizarre pleasure from a shared experience could easily translate into more in the bedroom if you’re open to it. While strangely, the last season was indeed divisive, there is growing evidence that more couples have been experimenting with cuckolding since the series finale aired nearly two years ago…
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