It’s not a furniture store! It’s an… EMPORIUM! These are words to remember when visiting Joanna Angel’s Dungeon Furniture Emporium. Titan of the industry, Joanna Angel, just released a new feature fetish film and you guys, it’s amazing. I don’t say that lightly. It’s not just sexy and totally boner-worthy, it’s also hilarious. Bursting at the seams with industry big-wigs, this movie has so much to offer! There’s Joanna Angel—sexy, stunning, and hilariously overacting to such a degree that she deserves an award. Her reactions to “vanilla” customers looking for boring desks and tacky sectionals is priceless. Dante Colle is chased out of the store by a crop-wielding Joanna, and her submissive/wall display, Shawn Alff, wonders aloud if she’s not being just a bit too rough on the customers. Desperate to make a sale, Joanna cheerfully greets their next customer and does her very best to help her find just what she needs. In fact, I think that’s all Joanna truly wants for her customers—to give them precisely what they need…
Scene One: Joanna Angel and Adira Allure
Looking totally vanilla and out of her element, Adira Allure comes into the Emporium. Frank’s Furniture Warehouse down the road was too busy, so here she is, in need of a desk for her dorm room. Joanna points out a solid-looking cage and Adira declines, saying she’s not allowed to have dogs in her dorm. “This is not for dogs! Animals and kink-play don’t mix! What kind of place do you think this is?” Joanna demands. Totally confused, Adira says, “Umm, a furniture store?” Aghast at this response, Joanna exclaims, “NO! It’s an… EMPORIUM” (crash, bang, boom!) Every time she says this, there’s a crack of thunder and a flash of light in the room—the perfect hilarious exclamation point on her remark. It’s so funny! Joanna does her best to sell the cage, demonstrating it’s use by bringing the store submissive/display down from the cross he’s been bound to and putting him into the cage. She even tries to offer Adira some new clothes for school, but the latex bodysuit and thigh-high boots aren’t exactly college campus clothes. Having been rebuked in all her efforts to help this ungrateful girl, Joanna gets angry. She bends the sassy student over the cage and slaps her ass! Adira grins in delight and says, “I guess a little demonstration could be fun.” Oh boy, the fun has just begun!
Joanna whips Adira’s creamy bottom over and over with a cat-o-nine tails. Adira’s bottom reddens nicely. The pain and the pleasure make her skin tingle; her nerves alight with sensation. Joanna leans in and kisses her, and any inhibitions Adira had when she entered the store fall away. Adira sits atop the cage and Joanna gets to work ripping the crotch of the latex bodysuit open and going right for Adira’s already-engorged clit. Joanna rubs and licks and sucks Adira’s clit, driving her wild. She finally slides her fingers inside Adira’s pussy and finger-fucks her until she orgasms hard, Adira’s pussy clenching tight around Joanna’s fingers. All the while, the store-sub is sitting below in the cage, watching the action unfold! After the body-shaking orgasm Adira had, she’s keen to return the pleasure. Joanna removes her skin-tight latex dress, and Adira wastes no time crawling on her hands and knees to Joanna’s feet and covering Joanna’s pussy with her hot mouth. She sucks and slurps Joanna’s pussy with gusto, slipping one of her fingers into Joanna’s pussy to push her over the edge. Now that Joanna has cum, she’s ready to teach the vanilla college girl some more fun activities.
Joanna rims Adira’s tight little asshole and then slides a thick dildo into her hot hole. With her fist clenched round the plastic dick, Joanna fucks Adira’s ass hard and deep, eliciting guttural groans of pleasure from Adira. Joanna wrings another soul-shaking orgasm from Adira with the aggressive ass-fucking, and when the slave holds another dildo out of the cage, Adira fucks herself on it while she is whipped. Joanna’s ass has been conspicuously empty the entire time, so it was only natural that the ass queen herself should be impaled next. Adira fucks Joanna’s ass with the same dildo that was in her ass, stretching her out nicely. Adira uses various toys to fuck Joanna’s ass and pussy, but Joanna takes control again and fucks her own ass while demanding Adira lick her pussy. It’s good to be the Mistress! But she’s a giving Mistress, and is sure to give Adira one more orgasm before their session comes to an end.
Later, Joanna expresses her pleasure at having another satisfied customer. But it turns out she didn’t make a sale; she gave Adira the “desk” as a gift! Alff is disappointed and worried for the business, but it’s hard to take him seriously when he’s bound to the wall! No time for that now: here’s another customer!
Scene Two: Jessie Lee and Ruckus
If one more customer asks about the meatballs, Joanna is going to freak out! At first she’s happy to see Jessie Lee and Ruckus come into the Emporium, but is soon disappointed in Ruckus’ behavior. Ruckus thinks this is just like Frank’s Furniture Warehouse down the street, and asks Joanna where the food court is! Her rage is palpable. Ruckus tell Jessie that if there’s no meatballs to be had, they’re outta there! Tatted tart Jessie has other ideas, saying she likes the store and plans to redecorate their entire apartment to match the store’s style. Joanna is clearly pleased by this comment. So when Ruckus replies with, “Keep dreaming, never gonna happen,” Joanna jumps on them! She grabs Ruckus’ shirt and jerks them down, admonishing them with, “You shut your fucking mouth, and you listen to your goddamn girlfriend, or I’m going to turn your testicles into meatballs!” With Ruckus fully cowed by Joanna, there’s time for Joanna to show Jessie around. She tells her to try out the training tools on display, and to get a feel for the room. Joanna leaves the pair with a parting slap on the ass for Ruckus with her trusty crop.
Properly chastened, Ruckus stays put as Jessie decides which tool to try first. She directs Ruckus to remove their pants and gets to work reddening those tattooed ass cheeks with a cat-o-nine tails. She rakes her fingernails across their skin, leaving angry red marks. If this is a new experience for the couple, Jessie has really taken on the new role quickly! She alternates between whipping and caressing, pain and pleasure. Completely unrestrained, Ruckus remains bent over the padded bench of their own volition, gasping in surprise and pain as Jessie strikes them harder and harder. She uses a leather paddle next, repeatedly striking their ass and thighs. Jessie luxuriates in this moment, garnering tremendous pleasure from first delivering stinging pain to Ruckus, and then soothing caresses to ease the burn. Ruckus seems to enjoy both the pain and the calming caresses, stretching their lithe body like a cat and practically purring with pleasure. Jessie lowers her dress to revel her big round tits, offering them to Ruckus. She allows them to suck her nipples before ordering them to lie back and let her sit on their face. Ruckus licks and slurps her pussy greedily and Jessie grinds her pussy into their face. Her hand is clenched tightly around their raging boner, stroking them fast as they eat her out.
For her next trick in this new game they’re playing at the Emporium today, Jessie asks Ruckus if they’re ready to try something even more fun? She directs them to take their clothes off and bend over again as she dons a strap-on and says, “Mmm, this is the real fun.” Ruckus doesn’t hesitate to get on their knees. Jessie lubes their asshole and lines up her newly acquired cock, pressing firmly until it pops inside. Ruckus gasps in surprise as their ass stretches to accommodate Jessie’s thick new cock. Jessie pushes her dick all the way in and begins thrusting in and out with quick, short jabs. Ruckus groans in pleasure as their ass gobbles up every inch of Jessie’s cock. Jessie is having fun fucking with her new phallus, slowing down next and pulling the dick all the way out and then slowly pushing it all the way back in. Ruckus is overcome with sensation as their ass experiences this intrusion for the first time. Next, Jessie has Ruckus lay on their back again, this time penetrating them missionary style. She enjoys watching Ruckus’ face as she fucks them in the ass. The tension builds—Ruckus’ cock is rock hard!—and finally Jessie pulls her dick out and strokes their thighs as Ruckus jerks their cock, exploding all over their taut belly. Jessie slurps up the cum and spits it into Ruckus’ mouth, telling them they’re a “good boy.”
As the frisky couple are finishing dressing, Joanna walks into the showroom and asked how they liked the bench. Jessie tells Joanna they loved the bench, but unfortunately they can’t afford an expensive piece of BDSM furniture. Joanna wants to make a sale, but more than anything else, she wants her customers to have what they need. She offers to give them the bench! It just breaks her heart to think they don’t have the proper furniture to finish Ruckus’ training. Jessie and Ruckus are very grateful and leave the Emporium fully satisfied. Joanna is pleased with herself until Alff, the wet blanket that he is, sours her mood. He just doesn’t understand that they aren’t just selling furniture, they’re selling a lifestyle, and it’s Joanna’s mission to send people away feeling fulfilled. But not time for that now, here are two more lambs for slaughter!
Scene Three: Gia Derza and Brooklyn Gray
Gia Derza and Brooklyn Gray come into the Emporium looking for a washing machine. The couple are greeted by Joanna, who is disappointed when she hears what they desire. Keen to make a much-needed sale, and to keep them from going to that wretched Frank’s Furniture Warehouse, Joanna tells them she has something that can wash clothes, and if you’re in a jam, you can have sex on it too! She directs them to a blue padded St. Andrews Cross, complete with wrist and ankle cuffs attached. Gia nods, as if this is totally reasonable, but Brooklyn frowns and questions how this is going to wash their clothes. Joanna suggests Gia remove her dress in order to show them how it works. Joanna proceeds to hang the dress from the cross, and beat it with the cat-o-nine tails! She goes on to explain that the cross can even be used as a sort of “dry shower” for humans. And, of course, she offers to demonstrate! Gia, still naked and displaying her bubbly personality and perky tits, is more than happy to try it out, so Joanna begins to strap her into the “shower.” “The thing about a dry shower is that it doesn’t just wash your body, it washes your soul,” purrs Joanna. She uses the cat-o-nine tails and whips Gia on her tits and belly, telling Brooklyn that you just beat the toxins right out of the dirty, dirty girl. She hands Brooklyn the whip and says, “Why don’t you try it?” and leaves the couple to explore the new “appliance” a bit more. The girls waste no time trying all the different settings!
Brooklyn may have been hesitant when they arrived, but she’s clearly warming up to the situation! Feeling sexy and powerful in this new dominant role, Brooklyn makes use of a gag lying on a nearby table, strapping it into Gia’s mouth. She whips her tits, her belly, and her pussy, Gia squealing in both pain and pleasure. “Close your fucking mouth, whore!” Brooklyn admonishes Gia. Totally immersed in this Femdom roleplay, Brooklyn roughly squeezes Gia’s tits, pulls her pubic hair, and slaps her pussy. But she also licks Gia’s pussy, telling her she’s a good girl. Brooklyn spends several minutes using her tongue to drive Gia wild while she’s bound and gagged. She adds her finger to the mix next, alternating between slapping Gia’s sensitive clit and finger-fucking her soaking wet pussy. She turns her around and whips her gorgeous ass, going in for some more pussy-eating from behind. Brooklyn finally brings Gia down from the cross, only to lay her across a padded sawhorse and finger-fuck her until she is writhing and screaming through a powerful orgasm. When her lover has calmed down a little, she unstraps her from the sawhorse, removes the gag, and immediately wraps her lips around it. Looks like the sexy Domme is interested in a switch!
Gia helps her lover strap on the gag and then picks up a paddle in one hand and a crop in the other. Brooklyn leans over the sawhorse, her ass out and ready for the stinging blows she’ll receive. Gia uses both tools all over Brooklyn’s body, slapping her ass, thighs, tits, and belly. Brooklyn wants to experience all the sensations, so she opens her legs wide and Gia uses the crop to slap Brooklyn’s exposed pussy. Brooklyn groans deep in her throat, clenching her legs tightly but keeping them open to continue the fun. But Brooklyn has a bit more dominatrix in her than submissive, so she directs Gia to a bench to lay down and then sits on her face. As Gia eagerly eats Brooklyn’s pussy, Brooklyn slaps her own tits with a paddle! It would seem Joanna really does know what people need! Brooklyn rides Gia’s face for several minutes, choking herself on a glass toy as her body shakes through one orgasm after another. The girls are covered in spit and pussy juice when they finally exhaust themselves.
Joanna walks into the Emporium showroom to find the girls tidying up after testing the multi-functional merchandise. Brooklyn admits to being skeptical at first, but agrees they both loved it. Joanna was right, after all. But once again, here we have customers who cannot pay for such a luxury! Joanna cannot fathom why anyone would think that washing your clothes and your body would be considered a luxury! She can’t just watch this young couple leave without this piece of furniture they so desperately need! So the generous shopkeeper gifts them the piece and offers to have her slave put it in the car for them. But when she approaches slave Alff to do her bidding, he informs her they’re being evicted and the landlord has already found a new tenant for the building. Frank’s Furniture Warehouse is going to set up shop in Joanna’s beautiful Emporium! She simply cannot let this happen!
Scene Four: Joanna Angel and Dante Colle
You may remember Dante Colle being chased out of Joanna Angel’s Dungeon Furniture Emporium (crash, bang, boom!) in the beginning of the film. Well, here he comes again, strolling into the Emporium, looking altogether too handsome and smug. He eyes the store submissive, displayed on the wall in his typical place. Joanna strides into the room and sneers, “You! You were here earlier, molesting my furniture!” Looking entirely too egotistical for my taste, Dante replies, “Indeed I was. I never got a chance to introduce myself. I’ve actually just taken over your lease. I’m Frank.” Dun dun DUN!!! Cue the dramatic music and the double histrionic gasps from Alff and Joanna. And what does Frank, that peddler of pedestrian possessions, Joanna’s nemesis here in the flesh… what does he offer to Joanna to show there’s no hard feelings? Why, you may have already guessed it, pervy friends. Meatballs! Greasy, disgusting, lunch-counter fodder!
“Nobody here wants your fucking meatballs,” she snarls. Alff, from his place on the wall display says, “I’d like a meatball.” Joanna takes them, “He hasn’t eaten in a few days,” sets them at Alff’s feet, and goes back to Dante. Joanna Angel is so damn funny in this role, and I just can’t say enough about this awesome character she so perfectly portrays! Dante goes on to tell her that he loves her passion, and that he’d love to expand his brand to include more risque items like those Joanna sells. The problem is, he doesn’t understand most of Joanna’s furniture. “It seems to fill a need I just don’t have,” he admits. Oh dear, I think we know where this is going!
Joanna runs her crop down Dante’s chest and purrs, “Follow me, we’ll see about that.” Dante follows behind obediently as Alff struggles to grab one of those damn meatballs with his toes!
We next see Dante in stocks, bent over and bound wrist and neck, totally vulnerable. Joanna is determined to teach Dante about what he really needs, about raw, uninhibited passion. She drops her dress, revealing her trim, buxom body. He’s going to learn today that there is a fine line between pain and pleasure. Joanna will introduce him to pleasures he has never imagined. She unlatches the stocks and frees him, handing him a whip. He seems not to know what to do, so Joanna leans over a bench, sticks out her ass, and offers her flesh for his use. Dante swings the whip once, lightly striking his tattooed teacher. The first feels so nice, he can’t help but do it twice! Over and over he swings the whip, eliciting cries of pain from Joanna as it stings her flesh. He smiles as he swings the whip, as he tapes her mouth shut, and as he orders her to her knees. It would seem Joanna was right again; she has managed to find what her customer really needs.
Dante cuffs Joanna to the bench she kneels on and reaches under her to rub her pussy as he strikes her ass with a crop. He rims her asshole and fingers her pussy, making his cock swell to an impressive length. Dropping his pants, his cock springs free and Joanna’s eyes grow wide with excitement. Dante removes the tape from her mouth and Joanna eagerly opens to accept his rigid pole in her hot mouth. He fucks her throat while she is bound to the bench, spanking her exposed ass with a crop. But there are other holes to plunder, and Dante wants them all. He wraps the whip around Joanna’s throat and pulls it tight as he slides into her pussy from behind. He fucks her with long, deep strokes, pummeling her pussy as he fully possesses her. But Dante wants all those holes, as I’ve already said, so it’s only a matter of minutes before he’s lubing her ass and easing his cock into her tight hole. It pops in and slides slowly deeper, stretching Joanna’s asshole wide. She coos, “Oh yes, Master,” as Dante claims her final hole. Spurred on by the power he feels being called Master, Dante begins to fuck Joanna’s asshole in fast, balls-deep strokes, slamming into her asshole over and over.
Next, Dante uses the head of the whip to stretch Joanna’s ass even more. He presses the bulbous handle against her asshole and watches as it’s slowly swallowed up by her tight, hot hole. He commands her to keep it there as he stands in front of her and fucks her face forcefully. Joanna chokes on Dante’s cock, spit dripping from her chin as he fucks her face like a pussy. He removes her cuffs next, and directs her to lay on her back. With the head of the whip still snug in her asshole, and the rest hanging out like some sexy BDSM tail, Joanna strikes quite a carnal cord in Dante. He steps forward and buries his cock in her pussy, no doubt made extra tight by the foreign object nestled in her ass. He fucks her hard and deep, his balls slapping the whip handle with each stroke. He finally removes the whip from her ass and replaces it with his raging hard-on, slamming into her like he’s trying to break her! Joanna finishes him off on her knees; quite the subservient little slut she turned out to be! She jerks his cock until he’s ready to explode and then opens her mouth wide to catch every drop of his seed. She takes his still-throbbing cock into her mouth and sucks him dry before swallowing his hot load.
Dante is so impressed by Joanna’s sales expertise that he asks her to go with him on a buying trip to meet his team. And what’s more, he’s going to open a dungeon section in all his stores and he wants her to run it! Joanna agrees to go on the trip with him and they leave immediately. Alff is left to look after the store in Joanna’s absence, still chained to the wall on display! Alff has resumed his attempts to grab a meatball with his toes when Joanna comes back into the showroom, picks up the meatballs and says, “Meatballs don’t belong in an Emporium!” (crash, bang, boom!)
This was such a fun movie to watch and review! Joanna Angel knocked it out of the park with this role! Hilarious, sexy, and surprising, this movie has all the right stuff to make it a must-see! From the storyline to the acting, the music to the sound effects, this movie was awesome! Oh yeah, and the sex was pretty damn great, too! Generally when I write reviews, I choose a favorite scene, but there’s no way I can do that here. I genuinely loved this entire movie and recommend that you grab a seat and a snack and watch the entire film in one setting, just as it was meant to be seen. But remember, there’s no meatballs allowed at the… EMPORIUM!
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