Jeffton is currently busy at the North Pole, so that means a mini version of my Monthly Finds to close out the year. But don’t worry… there’s plenty of good stuff in here for your North Poles and Santa’s goody sacks! We finished out this year really strong from a porno perspective, and there’s a ton to check out—both naughty and nice. So if you need a break from family and friends with some good, old-fashioned stress relief stoking the yule log, I gotcha covered. Cheers!
Stars
Ashley Lane
Ashley Lane is having something of a moment right now. While she’s been in the business since 2014, she’s had a December to remember. The bodacious blonde beauty with a penchant for kink turned in a jaw-dropping five titles to close out 2021 on our site. None of her roles, however, have been more memorable (or possibly will ever be more memorable) as her simultaneously sexy and scary Krampus in The Bargain. Seriously, she outdid herself. And the proceeds from the movie get donated to charity… so you have no reason not to see if you can get off to a horrific Christmas beastie with a body to die for. As if that weren’t enough for Ashley, we also got the incomparable Captain Jack to sit down with her for an interview!
Avery Jane
I am a firm believer (double-entendre intended) that Ms. Avery Jane has been criminally overlooked by the mainstream porn world. It’s possible she’s doing it on purpose and living the life of a clip artist, but her December foray into sexy office antics with Big Tit Office Chicks 7 leads me to believe that she is at least open to the idea of filming bigger productions. And I like that idea… but truthfully I just want to see more Avery, period. Lucky for us, she has been a big part of the first batch of movies from MYSTERIOUS PRODUCTIONS, and in them she proves that she is equal parts beautiful and nasty—just the way I like it!
Joanna Angel
Make a list of the most important women in the history of adult film. If Joanna Angel isn’t on it, then you did it wrong. The tattooed firebrand has been a kick in the nuts to the industry since Day 1, and she shows no signs of slowing down. The beauty and brains behind the vastly influential (and amazing to watch) Burning Angel has shown us time and again that there just isn’t anybody that can stack up to her: as performer, as actress, as director, as entrepreneur, and as all-around fun human being. Joanna’s latest endeavor is an incredibly fun and kinky flick we are proud to call exclusive, called Joanna Angel’s Dungeon Furniture Emporium. It was so good and so silly that our one-and-only Scarlet M. Divine wrote up a great review for the bugger. And you know it’s good if Ms. Divine gives it a (likely gloved) thumbs-up.
XXX Clips
Belgian Porn Stud Fucks Sexy Cabbie – Clip 1
Ava Austen is fit as hell (as the Brits say). In this video she plays a cabbie. You know this is a porn, because seriously how many cabbies are sexy women in glasses and chokers wearing no panties? Every cabbie I’ve been in a car with looks like my disheveled uncle and is about as nice as a cactus. If the taxi industry could hire a fleet of Ava Austens, I’d never drive myself again. Anywho, back to the movie: Ava recognizes her passenger as none other than porn stud Pascal White. She wants to know what it’s like to fuck onscreen, and Pascal says he’ll indulge her in the cab if she wants to know. Her pussy gets dripping just thinking about it, as she drives off to a secluded spot. It’s the sort of thing that could never happen, but isn’t that what porn is all about? It’s a fun scene to kick off the Female Fake Taxi studio that runs counterpart to the longstanding Fake Taxi line.
Girls Night In – Clip 1
The great thing about friends is when you get broken up with, they are there to pick you up, to console you… and to eat your pussy?! Fresh off being dumped, Laney Day decides she wants her good pal Charlie Forde to lick her pussy in all the ways she wasn’t getting with her boyfriend. All of this comes from Charlie showing off that she could tie a knot in a gummy worm (or ‘lolly snake,’ as they put it) with her tongue. It’s a tender and sweet scene between two friends with palpable chemistry. And for all you fur-lovers out there, Laney has nice unshaven pits, but is not full-on hirsute.
My Sexy Roommate 2 – Clip 1
It was really hard to pick just one clip from this flick. As mentioned before in my Editor’s Pick (which you should be reading all the time, because Scarlet and I give you a nearly week-by-week choice cut for your viewing pleasure), I love this film. Violet Starr, at this point, is in my Top 3 porn stars of all time (if not number one). This scene shows a number of reasons why. The clip begins with her going to town on herself—chock-full of crossed eyes and moans and pants. That little tiny bit of a scene is a “Don’t Cum” challenge if I’ve ever seen one. When smokin’ hot roomie Mona Azar starts touching herself to Violet, it’s game over for picking a new scene to stroke to. The two of them together? Well, let’s just say you might need to rewind it a couple times to get back into ‘fighting shape.’
Super Cute Vol. 13 – Clip 1
When coming up for the title of this series, Hard X didn’t know it, but the title was really meant for Volume 13’s covergirl, Lily Larimar. After a nice, interesting interview about what Lily was like growing up and how sexual she was, she spends some time with super-stud, Mick Blue. The two of them are incredible together. It is clear that they lose themselves in one another, as they shift from one position to another. Lily keeps on her super-cute, rainbow-striped leg warmers and choker to be even more super-cute. And then Mick busts a heavy, grunting load into Lily’s super-cute pussy.
MILF Service – Clip 3
There’s just something so fun about those cartoon-y, over-the-top porn clips you see advertised in banner ads everywhere. This clip starring Ryan Keely as a MILF tutor is a perfect example of that breed. Anthony Pierce has one thing on his mind when he’s alone with the button-cute Coco Lovelock. But she’s having none of it, wanting instead to study ahead of their tutoring session. When Ryan walks in, Anthony’s eyes pop out of his head… and Ryan knows it. He pulls a couple amateurish and childish moves to come onto her (including dropping a pencil into her buttcrack) and in response, Ryan ducks under the table to start sucking his cock. But she doesn’t neglect Coco… and gives her a little sneaky vibe action. Coco can’t contain herself and drags Ryan to bed with her. What comes next is a fun and bouncy (did you know porn could be bouncy?) clip featuring a seasoned (and beautiful) vet teaching two young’ins the ropes.