Will Ryder and Adam & Eve have a hit on their hands with Love, Sex & Fashion and we couldn’t be more excited to have it as an exclusive. With great writing, a brilliant staff, and a star-studded cast, there was never any doubt that everyone would fall in love with this flick, but I’m telling you, this is a must-see in 2022. James Bartholet, Tommy Pistol, and Frank Bukkwyd are hysterical in their roles without even taking their clothes off, and that’s just the beginning. From the opening credits you’re thrown into a world of culture, high fashion, and all the chaos that comes with the life. I enjoyed watching this movie and I think you will too. First though, I’m calling for a Tommy Pistol award ALREADY! Let’s dive in…
Clip 1 – Aliya Brynn & Flynt Dominick
Welcome to the world of Bobby America (James Bartholet), the man who clothed America. Bad model bitches walking around half naked and a rushed staff speeding around the office set the tone for this hilarious movie. New York Fashion Week is right around the corner and Bobby America has one foot in the grave. He’s old, sick, and refuses to leave the building. As his nurse Jenn, played by Kat Dior, gives him a rectal exam at his desk, you get the sense nobody wants to be there. That point is drilled in further when Chief of Design (and office tool) Charles Dera has to kiss and convince model Aliya Brynn to make her appointment with head photographer Flynt Dominick. I’m not sure it went as planned, but it definitely went well.
For some reason, perhaps to apologize for being late or maybe just because she can, Aliya climbs on top of Flynt’s desk and stuffs her face with his dick. With absolutely no objections from the pro photographer, she goes to town, giving him some sloppy top as he snaps pics from above. She tugs on his junk while he moans and gets more comfortable up against his desk. The entire encounter felt naughty and exciting but also familiar, like office blowies are the norm in Bobby’s America. The pair wrap things up rather quickly with Flynt busting a nut right in Aliya’s mouth before they get back to work.
Clip 2 – Jillian Janson & Tyler Nixon
Remember how I said Bobby America was on his way out the door to climb the big stairway to heaven? Well, he croaked right at his desk and nobody could be happier than Charles. He wants a shot at running the company and at Bobby’s funeral the level of disrespect is hilarious! He slaps and gropes Jenn’s ass the entire time while gloating about being next in line. Now meet the gardener, Tommy Pistol. All my man wants is a job, and as he stumbles and fumbles his way to Bobby’s ashes, you can’t help but laugh. He chops up the flowers, empties out the urn, and lets everyone know he’s available for work. Charles’ dumb ass hires him and of course nothing actually gets done, but it turns out he’s more useful than he appears. Following in tool protocol, Charles fancies himself a ladies’ man, so naturally he’s cheating on Jenn (duh). When she pops up to surprise him at his house, against the advice of good friend Lavender, played by Misty Stone, one of his models is hiding in his kitchen and it doesn’t look good. The gardener tries to help out, but his stupidity hilariously works against him. Luckily sparks fly when pool boy Tyler walks into the kitchen and takes the gorgeous model up to a spare bedroom.
The sex in this clip is my favorite because as soon as they hit the bedroom everything gets real. Jillian’s pleasure is all that’s on Tyler’s mind, and it’s obvious as he fondles her clit until she has an intense orgasm. I know I’m biased, but paying attention to the pussy is key, and Tyler definitely unlocks something! What’s really fun to watch is how these two get completely wrapped up in each other. They playfully banter while taking time orally pleasing each other. Jillian sucks Tyler’s dick like he really is her boyfriend, and for a split second you forget that they just met in the kitchen (you gotta love porn plots!). He hits it from the back while fingering her ass, then flips her over for a missionary pounding that includes him pulling her closer for some face-to-face action. Jillian opens wide as Tyler slides in to spoon her and you can tell he’s feeling it as both of them moan louder and louder. She squirts (a pleasant surprise) and not long after it’s his turn to cum all over her wet pussy. They laugh and catch their breath as Jillian realizes she doesn’t remember her fake boyfriend’s name. He reminds her, they continue to chuckle, and I’m pretty sure these two will be banging in Charles’ house again.
Clip 3 – Whitney Wright & Jay Romero
Back at the office it’s time for a staff meeting and Charles is about to get the shock of his life. Turns out Bobby left 49% of his fashion empire to Nurse Jenn, and before he can process the fact that his new boss is also his girlfriend, she announces that she’s bringing back Lavender as head of design. Apparently bad-boy Charles stole a few of her designs back in the day and now it’s time for her to get her fair share. To top things off, Bobby left the rest of his company to his estranged daughter Madi, but nobody even knows where the hell she is. Charles is beyond pissed and I love every second of it! I couldn’t help but let the warm feeling of happiness run through my body watching him throw his arms up in the air in defeat and storm out yelling that he’s taking the day off. A day off for good ol’ Chuck means sweet-talking another model, Whitney, taking her back to his house, and trying to get his dick wet. The plan is foiled again though as Jenn and Lavender burst into the kitchen only to find him feeling her up. Neither lady buys the bullshit Charles kicks to them, but when Whitney and neighbor Jay begin making out they have no choice to believe what’s in front of their eyes. Once again Charles escapes the truth, but also misses out on some coochie.
This clip is almost identical in terms of sex as the one before it. That can be a good thing or bad thing depending on who you are, but personally I liked it. Not only was it crucial to the plot, it helped reinforce the ridiculous world these fashion experts live in. I mean, once again two random people are thrown into a situation where they have to lie and end up taking it all the way. That is pure gold in terms of top-notch fantasies, and both Jay and Whitney do more than their fair share standing out. The freak in Whitney jumps out immediately as she looks at Jay with those “come get me eyes” while he climbs on top of her and starts sucking her titties. Things ramp up when he goes down on her and she’s starts feeling it. She sucks his cock with a purpose, like she’s telling him to fuck her good, and he does not disappoint. Jay puts it down doggystyle first, taking control of her waist and moving her body to his liking. Whitney is there to take all the dick when he flips her over and sucks her toes while keeping a steady stroke. The aggression changes when she rides him cowgirl like a pro on a stallion and by the time they switch positions again he’s ready to blow. Jay pulls out to cum all over Whitney’s face and it’s officially time for a smoke break…
Clip 4 – Misty Stone & Charles Dera
Snap back to reality and we have a huge problem. Every single penny of the company’s budget, including payroll and fashion week, is gone. Somebody emptied the offshore account and we’re all thinking the same thing. Goddamn Charles! It has to be this fool! He’s angry as hell, probably has blueballs, and couldn’t catch a break if he jumped out of a window. Jenn and Lavender decide to set his ass up and get their budget back. Everything they’ve worked so hard for is on the line and if you have to get a little dirty to keep the dream alive, so be it. The plan is for Lavender to seduce Charles and find out what he did with the bread. This woman is on a mission to prove that he’s a liar and a cheater, so you already know there was absolutely nothing he could do to stop her. Before she ever walked through his door, it was over for my man. She put on that soft sexy voice none of us can turn down and he’s hooked.
Sex with MIsty Stone is always fucking fantastic, let me just get that out of the way. She brings this almost overwhelming energy into the room from the rip and every single hair on your body stands up, real shit. Now that that’s out of the way… Lavender plays her part like a boss, enticing Charles, who has to have blue balls by now and who is more than ready, willing, and able to eat some pussy. He’s goes to town on that thing like his last two chicks were stolen—because they were—and doesn’t come up from air until you hear those signature moans from the queen herself. She sucks his dick like only she can, and then the real fun starts. Charles jumps behind his girlfriend’s BFF without a care in the world and goes in until it’s Lavender’s turn to take control. A woman that can ride is priceless, I promise, and watching this clip you’re looking at one of the best in the biz! Her timing is on point, her moaning is guaranteed to turn you on, and baby girl works hard for hers! If you don’t believe me, watch her work up a sweat while Charles sits back and literally enjoys the ride. After going at it like two people determined to prove a point, Charles finally gets that nut he’s been chasing, but trust me when I tell you it comes at a price.
Clip 5 – Kat Dior & Madi Meadows
For a split second, and if you don’t blink, it looks like legendary douchebag Charles is about to get a huge win. He finally got some pussy, and it’s just been discovered that he didn’t steal the loot. Old man Bobby wasn’t as out of it as everyone thought and foresaw the closure of their bank, so he instructed his daughter to withdraw the money and take it elsewhere. Problem is, Lavender schooled Jenn to the game, so she knows the love of her life is a cheater. Fuck the fact that her BFF went through with it when she could have just gotten proof (again, gotta love porn plots!). Jenn is pissed all the way off with Charles, and after hearing that he’s already flirting with Madi (fresh in the office) she’s had enough and wants to confront the bastard. Little does she know, Madi has already revealed that she’s a full-blown lesbo to Charles, and when Jenn walks in she’s instantly taken with the pretty young woman. She tries with everything in her body to cuss Charles out, but while he fumbles over his words she gets pulled in, and you already know where this is going…
Stuck looking from the outside in Charles has no choice but to watch his past and wishful future walk into an office only to emerge a power couple. But before that can happen, Jenn and Madi need to know each other on a more intimate level, so naturally they fuck. Both stars nail the scene, paying close attention to reactions and staying in character as they kiss and caress each other. They pull out a glass dildo (who hid that in the desk!?) and go to town, fondling and licking to the point of no return until submission is the only way. Completely lost in each other they hop on top of the desk and begin scissoring. Watching them bump clits is sure to get you off, and right when you think you can’t last much longer they switch to 69. Both ladies cum, dripping all over each other, and from there a new era is born. Majority owners are fucking and moving in with each other, Lavender proved her point, Charles is out the door, and the company remains on top of the fashion world. What more could you ask for?
Love, Sex & Fashion is a must see! Will Ryder captured the story and theme perfectly and every single star gave an “A” performance. This is one of those movies everyone will be talking about all year because you’ll want to watch it over and over again. The writing and acting can stand on their own, but the sex takes it to that next level that we all expect from Adam & Eve. Check it out and be sure to leave comments on the movie page. Until next time, stay horny!
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