Accidents happen to the best of us. Human sapiens are the most awkward monkeys there are, and we often have embarrassing and humiliating boo-boos and faux-pas in our places of employment, including the adult industry. Even the professionals occasionally fall from grace, so here the top ten sex accidents and mishaps that happened while filming porn on set. [Don’t worry, it’s not ALL poop stories.]
1. Prince Yahshua‘s Cock Explodes
Ouch! A hard cock may look tough, but they can be so much more fragile than we realize. While shooting a scene with Bethany Benz back in 2010, Prince and Bethany tried to position themselves into a reverse-cowgirl position, which ended in a CRUNCH. Bethany quickly hopped off, leaving Prince’s now-broken penis spraying blood around the set like an 80s horror movie. Nearby crew members were covered in Prince’s blood. Prince lost a pint and half of blood, and had to be catheterized during his healing period. Prince has since made a FULL recovery, and then some. Read the HM interview with Prince Yahshua describing the incident here.
2. April Olsen‘s Messy First Time
The first time is often messy—your first anal shoot, that is. That’s the consensus for many performers in the adult industry, and April Olsen knows this firsthand. During April’s first shoot with Mike Adriano, she was paired with the lovely Anna Claire Clouds, who was only doing blowjobs that shoot, and it was up to April to take it in the rear. The shoot lasted a few hours, and since this was one of April’s first anal scenes on camera, she ended up constantly shitting on the floor during the hours-long shoot. Thanks to Anna, April says she didn’t feel embarrassed, and it really shows us fans that we don’t always appreciate the hard work it takes to shoot anal. Thanks for being a trooper, April! Read the HM interview with April Olsen talking about her on-set mishap here.
3. Casey Calvert Lubes an Eyeball With Her Butt
Anal scenes can be just pure chaos behind the camera and on set. Casey Calvert has her own experience with anal shenanigans not going quite as planned, but it’s not what you think. There are just LAYERS to how an anal scene can get messy on set. One day while shooting an ordinary anal scene, things were going as planned, but Casey wanted to switch to reverse-cowgirl (here we go again!), but getting the position at the right angle was tricky for the performers. It felt awkward for Casey, but she continued in the position while the still photographer watched from the other side of the room. Things took a turn as the cock suddenly popped out of Casey’s ass. There was a blood-curdling scream coming from the other end of the room. Thanks to the lube in Casey’s ass, she had just hit the photographer in the eye with a palmful of “butt jelly.” Casey didn’t take it too seriously and laughted it off, but the photographer was never heard from again. (He’s fine…)
4. Tanya Tate Knows That Shit Just Happens
Director Tanya Tate was behind the camera while shooting a particularly hot and intense girl-on-girl scene. One performer was half-naked on all fours and had her back up in the air while another girl pulled a crack-attack with her tongue in between the performer’s buttcheeks. The girl got adventurous and went even-deeper, until Tanya could see the performer pull back with her cute little face twisted in a grimace. Tanya was witnessing what happens when you go TOO deep. She says the “impediment” to the scene disappeared somehow, and the performer bravely carried on. Tanya gave the performer some mouthwash and a toothbrush, and a pat on the back before they called it a day. And what a day…
5. Derrick Pierce Nearly Loses His Head
Apparently, sea sponges rub Derrick Pierce the wrong way, and how! Derrick was shooting a scene with a partner who was having her period, so she had inserted a sea sponge prior to shooting (sponges are an alternative to tampons, worn inside the body to absorb menstrual flow). While in doggie position, Derrick plowed like a machine, until he realized there was something else going on down there. Derrick removed his dick and found that the head of his cock had been not just rubbed raw, but nearly completely erased. Derrick still had to finish the scene for the coveted cum shot, and in order to do so had to jerk off until he orgasmed, which sounds excruciating in all the worst ways. Derrick still was able to give his pop-shot while nearly drowning in his tears, and was out of commission for over a week. His dickhead did go on to a full recovery.
6. Daisy Ducati Says Tip Your Production Assistants
Daisy Ducati was scheduled to shoot with her idols Nina Hartley and Mona Wales and she couldn’t have been more excited. Daisy’s dream shoot went almost perfectly until the very end of the shooting day, when Daisy was directed to squat side-by-side on a box with Mona and Nina while their bums dangled delicately off of the edge. The instant that Daisy assumed the position, some silicone lube plopped out like a dying jellyfish, hitting the floor with a wet splash. We all know what that sounds like at the wrong moment. Daisy was a little horrified, but industry vets Nina and Mona took it in stride and a fast-acting production assistant made the boo boo disappear just as quickly. Not all heroes wear capes. Daisy was eternally grateful to the production assistant, as well all should be!
7 – Seth Gamble Gets Battered by a Paintball Gun
Seth Gamble is a superstar in the industry, and he’s shot a ton of films over the years. He’s seen it all and was expecting a pretty normal shoot when he arrived to film a scene for Penthouse. The scene got a little kinkier than Seth expected when he was asked to put on a bunny costume. Seth was down, but he was not aware of the beating his body would take when he was told that he was also be getting shot with a paintball gun while in costume, and his body ended up getting covered in welts… ouch! Fortunately, Seth is a little kinky and likes it a bit rough, but the bunny suit was just chef’s kiss.
8. Mick Blue Says “Who Are You?”
Mick Blue is an industry vet and too cool for school, but he has a story or two of his own kind of awkward moments while filming on set. One day while arriving for a shoot, Mick approached a performer and introduced himself, and the performer was incredulous as to why Mick could not remember her. Mick introduced himself again, and the model reminded Mick that she had already shot with him recently, and it was her very first boy-girl scene. To this performer, her first boy-girl shoot with Mick was a defining moment in her career, but to Mick it was just another Tuesday.
9 – Piper Perri Turns Red
Piper Perri has had two “red scares” while having sex in front of the camera. Piper was filming one of her very first creampie scenes, and as her partner pulled out so the camera could immortalize the pop shot, Piper provided a strawberry pie as opposed to a cream pie. ZOINKS! Not long after that shoot, Piper found herself on the other end as she was performing oral and her scene partner started her period just as Piper was chowing down. Piper learned that what goes around, flows around! ZOINKS!
10. Mindi Mink Gets Loud
Mindi Mink is an incredibly intense performer, and she completely gives herself to her scenes, which is why we love her, but sometimes Mindi completely forgets anyone else is on set save for her scene partner. One day, an unexpected noise pulled her back into the roomful of people surrounding her and her scene partner, including a giggling crew. Mindi hadn’t realized that a huge queef had caught the attention of everyone in the room while she was in the fuck zone. Mindi could laugh it off as well, because when fingers are moving in and out of a pussy, a queef is bound to happen, and sometimes it can get quite loud. Just not loud enough for Mindi to break her scene concentration. Air’s gotta go somewhere…
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