Sis Swap 2 is a movie that believes in letting things play out. Thematically, editorially, and narratively, it takes its time, all with a glint in its eye about every dirty possibility that could (and will) happen. The tagline may easily have been “Hey, why not? Let’s see what happens.” Through four extended scenes, we drop in on the idle, mischievous lives of multiple pairs of stepbrothers and stepsisters. They are all youthful enough to have an intrinsic curiosity about sex that brings a unpredictable, improvisatory touch to the proceedings.
There’s also a measure of rascalry in the way these stepbrothers coax their stepsisters into sex. In scene one, Percy Sires and Alona Bloom daydream about shopping sprees as they bemoan their lack of money. Meanwhile, having tired of video games, their stepbrothers hatch a scheme to give the stepsisters money for sex. It’s a payment on delivery deal, though, so the two sisters must show what they’ve got before they see a dime. The elongated pacing is very much evident in the extended dialogue here, which dwells for a surprisingly long time on the byplay between the players. The climax arrives when Alona receives a particularly thick and heavy creampie. The movie explores all the audiovisual possibilities of this moment, right down to a startling creampie sound effect when Alona lets the spunk dribble its way back out. It pools on the couch as the foursome delight in it as scientists might when discovering a new lifeform on a distant planet.
Scene two’s action is spotlighted on the movie’s cover, and it’s not hard to see why. The filmmakers put the stepsibling pairs in matching colors so that it’s easy to see who is canoodling with who, even if you’re skipping around in the scene’s run time. While the fun starts off with blue linking up with red, it’s not long before red connects with red and blue with blue. (In case you’ve lost track, yes, that means that each stepbro ends up switching from his stepsister’s friend to his stepsister herself.) There is also an amusing conceit involving the ladies’ insistence they make the stepbrothers cum without actual penetration. They let this premise play out deep into the scene before finally giving in, as it were, to climactic penetrative sex.
Scene three is an object lesson in the old aphorism that idle hands are the devil’s playground. Friends Cody Carter and Tyler Cruise search the house for something to do, but find no TV, no Playboys, and no guns. (Given the boys’ tendency for mayhem, it’s a blessing the last of these is absent.) They concoct a lewd, creative scheme to distract their stepsisters by stuffing bulges in their pants. The gambit works, and they agree to let Cody and Tyler hang out with them. The hoary but effective cliché of “truth or dare” pushes matters into physically intimate terrain. The visual highlight this time echoes the cum-covered climax of scene one: Gia DiBella and Celestina Blooms swap some splooge after one them takes a load in her mouth.
The movie winds down with a classic case of sexual blackmail. Friends Madison Summers and Macy Meadows are gossiping at home after school while their stepbrothers shoot the breeze in a neighboring room. (When they scream “Fuck you!” to each other for making too much noise, consider it a sign of things to come.) We witness Macy and Madison enjoy a little girl/girl experimentation before the stepbrothers reveal they recorded the full hookup on their phone. Unless Macy and Madison hop in bed with them, they’ll publish the footage and ruin their reputations at school. The scene reaches its most energetic pitch when Macy and Madison are 69-ing one another while being pounded by the stepbros. It comes to a giddy climax when both take heavy loads across their faces.
Baskin’s bottom line
Sis Swap 2 makes its bones with variations on a signature visual: two women lying on their backs, heads side-by-side and legs pointed in opposite directions, while their partners thrust into them on either side. It’s the sort of appealing framing and construction you’ll find only in porn movies like Sister Swap 2. (Real sex never looks quite this symmetrically stunning.) The pacing is occasionally leisurely, yes, but you’ll soon find yourself entranced by its easy, flowing rhythms. As the stepbrothers themselves discover, there’s plenty of reward when you simply see where things go.