This week we took a gander at Evil Angel’s Anal Havoc, directed by Chris Streams. An all-star cast with very talented butts perform in four lewd sodomizing scenes. We broke it all down below.
London River, Charlotte Sins, Misty Meaner
Charlotte Sins is dressed as a naughty cop in tight blue leather, ready to lay down punishment upon London Rivers’ sweet, delicious asshole. One simple taste of London’s anal cave can change the course of a person’s destiny, and when you combine that with Charlotte Sins and Misty Meaner, it truly is anal havoc. Three assholes were stretched, drenched, and pounded as I stared with the academic curiosity of a magna cum laude. How could they fit those fists that deep inside those holes? Why did I want to see more? I wanted deeper penetration, bigger fisting, and wider stretching. Three women banded in unity to give each other the gift of anal play, utilizing not just their own buttholes, but hands and mouths as well! Their expressions of pure glee when they have an ass full of fist will remedy even the dimmest of spirits!
Sheena Shaw and Rory Knox
Sexy time in the tub is a romantic trope that never gets old. The steamy water, sudsy bubbles, and wet curves on your partner’s body sparks a romantic tension in the room that can only be cut one way: manual bodily pleasure. Sheena Shaw and Rory Knox take their opportunity in the bath to create that moment for themselves. Two girls can have a lot of fun under the bubbles, but they can have even more with anal toys. They use the toys to dig into each other’s assholes, parting the way and getting a glimpse of what’s to come. Soon, it’s fingers slipping inside the hole, as they twist and turn to get all the depth of flavor before taking a good lick. Transferring these tastes to one another is one of the core attributes of romance. Their booties look enticing, popping up from underneath the water and spreading open, ready to receive. They take quite a drilling in this sensual lesbian scene that’s worth the watch.
Sheena Shaw, Rebel Rhyder, and Sophia Burns
Just in time for July 4th, Independence Day, Sheena Shaw, Rebel Rhyder, and Sophia Burns get together for a red, white, and blue threesome. One for each color on old glory! One anal scene simply wasn’t enough for Sheena, so she returned to enlighten the asses of Rebel and Sophia. Wearing cowboy hats and USA-themed bra and panties, these girls have a playful anal extravaganza featuring the use of red, white, and blue dildos! They stretch each other out, and then they start using the hot dogs! You don’t wanna miss learning how many they can stuff up there at once!
Summer Vixen and Tommy King
Summer Vixen and Tommy King are two horny trains racing toward each other at astronomical speeds. The only question is what happens when these two forces collide? Anal Havoc has the answer, and, well, its havoc. The best kind of havoc. Summer Vixen is wearing a slutty nurses outfit, while Tommy King is also wearing a slutty nurses outfit. White fishnets, black fishnets, and a whole lot of tight curves. The insatiable lust that radiates between these two is understandable given how drop-dead sexy gorgeous they both look, and that’s why they get in each other’s assholes quickly and aggressively. Tommy King is the dominant nurse, and she uses her dominant privilege to strap on a monster black dildo and push it through the anal walls of an excited Summer Vixen. How anyone’s ass can fit a rod that large? We’ll be asking for a long time. Both girls deserve a ton of credit for having backsides that tough.
The professor’s opinion
Director Chris Streams put together four fairly lengthy anal scenes, each a bit more extreme than the last. There’s no confusion here, these performances about assholes. They don’t waste time working in too many other kinds of sex acts or foreplay, they get right down to business. If you’re a true anal lover, then Anal Havoc will get you where you need to go, and it’ll get you there quickly. With great performances and exciting toy usage, this movie easily weaves itself between the necessary anal hardcore energy and fun, sensual exploration.