Happy holidays from all of us at Hot Movies! It’s almost Christmas time, and one of my favorite parts of the holidays is curling up on the couch and watching my favorite Christmas movies (my favorite is an even tie-between Home Alone and Home Alone 2). Still, I can say that in my years of working in the adult industry, I’ve come to enjoy how creative porn directors have become with making Christmas and holiday-themed porn titles. I’ve browsed our collection of Christmas porn titles and hand-selected some of my favorite scenes for your personal enjoyment.
The Grinch
Growing up, How the Grinch Stole Christmas was always one of my favorites. The animated one, though, something about the who’s in the live-action, gave me the creeps as a kid. I can promise you that it doesn’t matter what your preference for The Grinch movies is; this one will surely be a new favorite as an adult. The Grinch, here played by Michael Vegas, is watching Santa through the window, and he’s not happy, so he takes it upon himself to creep into the house and spray something on the cookies to knock Santa out. While he’s trying to steal Christmas, he’s making too much noise and wakes up Cindy Lou, played by Chloe Cherry, who can’t seem to understand that he’s not Santa. Upstairs, her parents are having some fun as her mom, played by Cherie DeVille, is giving her dad, Eric John, a strip tease. They’re in the middle of fucking when they hear noises coming from downstairs, where they discover their daughter fucking the Grinch, so what do they do? They continue the fun and all cum together as a family.
Let’s Ask Santa
Jessie Rogers is in bed with her partner, and he’s showing her an expensive car and says he wants it for Christmas, but she tells him they can’t afford it. He then tells her that he’ll ask Santa, but he’s on the naughty list, so he needs her to fuck Santa’s brains out to get him on the nice list. Santa is putting the gifts under the tree, and she tries to explain the situation, and she asks him for his “big jolly cock.”
The Bargain
I’m a massive fan of horror, and I can appreciate a good Christmas horror movie like Krampus. We open with Tommy Pistol talking about how he was told the story of Krampus when he was younger, but he didn’t believe the stories until he came face to face with her and offered her his sister to spare himself. He tells all this to his children (who are not featured) and ends the tale with how Krampus said she would one day return to take his children. When Krampus shows up, he begs her to spare the children and take him instead. He asks her if she’s ever been with a mortal man and expresses how he wants to be inside her; he even offers to let her eat him and his children after she’s had her way with him. He leads her to the living room, and they pleasure each other on the couch (I never thought a female Krampus would be hot, but it was.) You’ll have to watch this to see the ending. I promise it’s worth watching!
Last-Minute Christmas – Santa is a Women
Jenna Sativa is decorating her tree, and her mother calls to talk about how grown she is and how she misses having her home for Christmas. While sleeping, Jenna Sativa heard a noise and grabbed a makeup mirror to defend herself. She’s surprised to see a woman who claims to be Santa, played by Lexie Belle; she’s shocked to learn that Santa is a woman and she’s a hot blonde. They take turns pleasuring each other, and it was indeed a very merry Christmas.
A Big Tit Christmas – Big Tit Blonde Sucks and Fucks Santa
Nikki Sexx is getting ready for Christmas by fixing the tree, which must be tiring work because she stops to eat one of Santa’s cookies and moans while eating it and drinking his milk. Once she’s satisfied that everything looks perfect, she grabs the last cookie and says, “I’m sure other families leave cookies for Santa.” The man finally arrives, shocked to find that someone has already eaten his snack. He’s not happy and starts throwing ornaments and giving her coal. Nikki tries to reason with him, but he has none of it; then she starts offering herself a snack, and after some convincing, Santa is more than happy to devour her.