There was once a time we lived in a society where MTV aired spring break specials every year… and people watched them. The youth of America would travel to Florida for a mid-term break during the spring, and you could watch particularly loose-chested college girls party on camera. This sort of debauchery was so wild that they made a dark thriller parody about it in 2012 with James Franco, Vanessa Hudgens, and Selena Gomez. Now, in a true full-circle moment, Team Skeet has made a parody of that parody with Spring Breakers.
Rory Knox and Octavia Red threesome
Rory Knox and Octavia Red are packing for their big spring break, and the excitement is palpable. However, tragically, Rory gets stuck climbing out the window. The only way she go on this trip is without her parents finding out. Her step-brother catches her sneaking out, and in an attempt to pull her back in, he ends up fingering her ass and pussy just a little bit. It’s an honest mistake and he just has some slippery fingers, but she’s into it, so they get to business. It is in the spirit of spring break after all! Octavia finds them in the act of window fingering and breaks it up. Then, Rory and Octavia get naked together and start laughing and talking sultry to each other, because that’s just what women do. Octavia’s tits are particularly bouncy and dangly. For some reason, their friend is filming all of this, so he gets in on the action. They finger each other in front of him before hopping on his dick and fingering each other’s mouths. It’s some saucy spring break sluttery for sure.
Jasmine Wilde, Rory Knox, Octavia Red foursome
In true spring break fashion, the girls group fuck some random dude driving their uber. Jasmine Wilde is blowing him in the driver’s seat while he casually talks to them about their trip. He convinces them to wear masks and rob a corner store, because the potential of dick can have great influence over college girls! After robbing a store, they go back to this strange criminal’s house, and the three of them froth over tasting his cock. The mouth of three different women gobble his meat like gibbering turkeys, and he just lies back. No one has ever had a better vacation than this guy. Eventually you see Octavia on top of him, rapidly shaking her pussy while her tits jiggle at hyper fast rates screaming “yes!” while Jasmine and Rory scissor each other.
Rory, Jasmine, and Octavia go to jail
Soon the girls are arrested and take the fall for the dude they triple fucked and sucked. Such is the way of the criminal life. There is no honor among thieves. The girls, however, are still very hot, so there’s more fucking to be done. Back at jail, the cops caress their tits. “Looks like she’s been sucking dick if you ask me!” One of the cops exclaims while looking into Jasmine’s mouth. He’s not wrong, but this is still very dirty. They uncuff the girls and begin to finger and spank them. It’s now just another stop on their spring break sex tour. Success! They take each girl individually into the interrogation room double team each one. All the girls are spectacular, getting rammed over the table while tits drag across the top of it. They are asked questions and try to speak while they’re getting double ended with dick in back and front. Thankfully the upstanding boys in blue are able to get the info they need.
The professor’s opinion
Spring Breakers from Team Skeet effectively captures the dark and ominous themes of the original film and still manages to keep it light, fun, and fully arousing. While it deals with incompetent young women getting themselves into potentially dangerous situations, they are able to fuck their way out of trouble time and time again, providing us with a fun porn adventure.
