Jurassic Cock (Sex Toy Review)

Are you a fan of Jurassic Park? Have you ever dreamed of fucking a dinosaur? Are you looking to take a walk on the wild side? Creature Cocks is a line of unique toys for everyone! While browsing their inventory of items, one stood out to me (literally). I’m talking about the Jurassic Cock Dinosaur Silicone Dildo! The pictures on the site don’t do it justice; this thing is MASSIVE!!! My favorite part of the toy has to be the little legs. I’ve never seen a toy like this, and I promise you haven’t either.  When you open the shipping package, you’re greeted with a large box with pictures of the toy on every side except the bottom. It is secured in plastic mold to keep securely in place during shipping, so you know it will arrive in perfect condition.

Pros

  • This toy has some severe girth, so if you’re into that, it’s the toy for you.
  • This toy is highly unique; in my 30-something years, I’ve never seen a dildo with legs before.
  • It’s made of high-grade silicone, and you can feel this toy is well-made.
  • The veiny texture provides extra pleasure while using.

 

Cons

  • While it claims to have suction cup abilities, I could not get it to stick to any of the surfaces I tested it on.
  • The images show this toy as able to stand upright, but I found this is not the case; the heavyweight at the top of the toy makes it fall over if you try to stand it up.

 

My overall thoughts on the toy are that it’s a great product and the perfect addition to any toy collection. I also feel that this price is reasonable and is a deal with how much I loved the toy! Be sure to leave your partner in awe when you show it off! As a disclaimer, I suggest avoiding silicone base lubricants while using this toy to ensure it stays pristine.